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OR ALL THREE at the same time!
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03-14-2013 12:17 AM
SM0KE
"The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal, or they make you fat."
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03-01-2013 12:22 AM
SM0KE
"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."
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in the SOUTH, its got a different acronym....its FTS....stands for "Fixin' To Start"
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02-14-2013 12:54 AM
SM0KE
"Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
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02-01-2013 12:38 AM
SM0KE
"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."
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01-15-2013 12:50 AM
SM0KE
"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."
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01-01-2013 12:21 AM
SM0KE
"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind."
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12-24-2012 08:12 PM
SM0KE
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12-15-2012 12:42 AM
SM0KE
"A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view."