Pepe Le Pew

Zis skoonke, he make me smile.

Mes amis Camaro owners,
I am ze broken heart of love. I am ze disillusioned. I am ze locksmith of love, no? Quelle est? Ah, la belle femme Camaro fatale...
I declare my undying love for my Cherie. What I ask from you dear brothers and sisters is to witness my eternal love for my 426HP Baby doll.
She is ze corned beef to me, and I am ze cabbage to her. She is ze sexy 2011 Camaro 2SS, Dashing, no?
Orgasmic LS3 , a gift from 'eaven oui? Heart throbbing RS package...my little Lona Misa! Sensual stripes, VIVE L'AMOUR!
I melt at ze touch of her soft leather skin. She smells like ze garden of Eden and sounds like a tantalizing siren, pretty good, eh? When I ride her I feel like ze mighty Bellerophon flying through Mount Olympus on ze Pegasus.
She is my burning desire, my little object of art, my buttercup, my chou chou, my melon baby collie…
Ladies and gentlemen I scream from ze rooftops zat “I LOVE HER … I LOVE HER SO DEARLY!!!”