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12-15-2012 12:29 AM
SM0KE
"A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view."
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12-01-2012 12:18 AM
SM0KE
"Always tell the truth. You may make a hole in one when you're alone on the golf course someday."
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11-14-2012 10:58 PM
SM0KE
"Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it."
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11-01-2012 12:17 AM
SM0KE
"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
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10-14-2012 12:32 PM
SM0KE
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
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10-02-2012 12:16 AM
SM0KE
"Stressed is desserts spelled backwards."
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09-14-2012 12:15 AM
SM0KE
"Many people use money they don't have, to buy stuff they don't need, to impress people they don't like."
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Hey Vinny and Jason are at it in the lounge. Can you please go smack them around? THanks.
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09-01-2012 12:16 AM
SM0KE
"Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege."
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08-14-2012 12:15 AM
SM0KE
"Laziness is nothing more than resting before you get tired."