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07-01-2013 06:56 AM
SM0KE
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
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06-14-2013 10:49 PM
SM0KE
Next time I'm on an elevator with four or more strangers, I'm going to turn around and say, "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here."
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06-01-2013 12:11 AM
SM0KE
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
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05-14-2013 12:14 AM
SM0KE
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter."
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05-01-2013 12:25 AM
SM0KE
"Solution to two of the world's problems:Feed the homeless to the hungry."
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Where in 38582 do you live? I ordered my 2LT,, build date 5/6, I am so excited!
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04-14-2013 08:38 AM
SM0KE
"There is never enough time - unless you're serving it."
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04-01-2013 07:56 AM
SM0KE
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law.
My neighbor said "Are you going to help?"
I said "No, six should be enough."
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03-14-2013 12:16 AM
SM0KE
"The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal, or they make you fat."
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