Showing Visitor Messages 21 to 30 of 91
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03-13-2014 11:01 PM
SM0KE
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vag.ina. Those things can take a pounding."
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03-01-2014 12:07 AM
SM0KE
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
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02-14-2014 12:10 AM
SM0KE
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
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02-01-2014 07:09 AM
SM0KE
"Etc" : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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01-14-2014 12:07 AM
SM0KE
"The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward."
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01-01-2014 12:08 AM
SM0KE
"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
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12-25-2013 08:32 AM
SM0KE
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12-14-2013 12:07 AM
SM0KE
"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship."
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12-01-2013 07:08 AM
SM0KE
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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11-14-2013 10:39 PM
SM0KE
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"