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06-14-2013 10:45 PM
SM0KE
Next time I'm on an elevator with four or more strangers, I'm going to turn around and say, "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here."
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06-01-2013 12:08 AM
SM0KE
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
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05-14-2013 12:10 AM
SM0KE
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter."
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05-01-2013 12:22 AM
SM0KE
"Solution to two of the world's problems:Feed the homeless to the hungry."
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04-14-2013 08:34 AM
SM0KE
"There is never enough time - unless you're serving it."
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04-09-2013 04:14 PM
zebra
so you still liking the new house? any crazy issues come up?
we thought about building but ended up finally finding one we like.
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04-01-2013 07:52 AM
SM0KE
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law.
My neighbor said "Are you going to help?"
I said "No, six should be enough."
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03-14-2013 12:09 AM
SM0KE
"The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal, or they make you fat."
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03-02-2013 07:42 PM
zebra
you change your phone number?
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03-01-2013 12:13 AM
SM0KE
"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."