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11-14-2012 10:49 PM
SM0KE
"Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it."
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11-01-2012 12:09 AM
SM0KE
"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
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10-14-2012 12:23 PM
SM0KE
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
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10-02-2012 12:08 AM
SM0KE
"Stressed is desserts spelled backwards."
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09-14-2012 12:06 AM
SM0KE
"Many people use money they don't have, to buy stuff they don't need, to impress people they don't like."
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09-01-2012 12:09 AM
SM0KE
"Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege."
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08-14-2012 12:07 AM
SM0KE
"Laziness is nothing more than resting before you get tired."
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08-01-2012 12:12 AM
SM0KE
"Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."
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07-13-2012 12:11 AM
SM0KE
"If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip."
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07-07-2012 05:51 PM
SM0KE
"A great name for a new country song: If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now."
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