fbodfather vs. chuck norris
 

this should be good...

i heard ...
the boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris

... and then chuck norris checks his for the fbodfather...

when scott does a pushup... he doesnt push up...
he pushes the world down...

chuck norris tears cure cancer... too bad hes never cried...
but fbodfather ordered a big mac at burgerking... and YES. HE. GOT. ONE.

fbodfather tears cure heartattacks, diabeties, hpv, hiv, aids, insomnia, eating disorders, addiction, smoking, mono, the flu and hunger.

fbodfather is sueing hit t.v show law and order... for trademark infringment on his left and right bicep...LAW. AND. ORDER.

Chuck Norris doesn't want to be kidnapped: so he's NOT kidnapped.
Fbodfather PURPOSELY gets kidnapped because it's fun.

Chuck Norris wrote the dictionary.
Fbodfather is IN the dictionary.

*Mustang Malaciosis: the chronic disorder characterized by an unexplained lust for Ford's Mustang. Cured by Fbodfather and a 2x4.

hahahaha a 2 x 4

:laugh:

the 'Father was revered so much by Chuck Norris, that he personally joined the search team when Fbodfather was kidnapped during the search for Shunt.

Chuck norris risked his life multiple times to get Fbodfather his Big Mac from burger king while he was enjoying his kidnapping.

Chuck Norris can't verify this due to the fact that he was too scared to look Fbodfather in the face.

******** stutters because he knows Fbodfather and Chuck Norris are watching him closely.

fbodfather lost his virginity before his dad

I am sorry I like SCott, But Chuck Norris, can really Kick Butt, I mean he helped bring my style of Martial arts out to the US. & is still going to go around the wroled kicking butt.

Chuck Norris kicks butt with his hands and feet
Fbodfather kicks butt with a 2x4

not really chuck Norris kicks butt with anything & everything including the person hes trying to kick butt on lol.

Chuck Norris can eat glass and smile.

Fbodfather can poop glass and smile.

Fbodfather hears of trouble, he can dispatch a fleet of black suburbans. But he prefers to solve the problem with a 2x4

lol