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06-22-2009 01:17 PM |
There are rumors that Santa is going to fly a sleigh over the entire world and give us all presents in december !!!!
There are also rumors that sarah kissed tina in the girls locker room in grade 11.
There are rumors that Angelina Jolie is an alien and that "it" has been sent to earth to adopt 2,020 children around the world who are really "the chosen babies of the planet adolf khan who were reborn on this planet to fulfill a prophecy and take over the world. She will do this by the year 2020 and all of them have to have 20/20 vision, she will then use her influence over the media to hypnotize all of us with her alien voodoo magic and most of us will be enslaved and forced to make cheap Japanese compact sedans that run on 2 cylinders and run on a special new fuel that is completely green and friendly, instead of emitting CO2 and running on gas, they are actually powered by appologies.. So we'll be forced to make amends with the planet by appologizing to fill up our "fuel tanks" and then the cars emit atmopsheric bandaids which will fix all the damage we have done over the years. The rest of us will be turned into smurfs. (Green smurfs) because that is truly the only way to force us into world peace without making everyone either a homosexual or an Australian.
There are rumors that the z28 will be released in hot pink only, with inferno orange polka dots and a RUBY red SUPER duper high wing spoiler. They will all be released with the nastiest fart cans ever imagined and they will ALL be automatic. It will be a joint effort with Honda. (Rumor has it Honda will take over GM and that most of the funding actually came from Japan not USA, and secretly the share holders that hold a majority are all members of the Yakuza which plans to spread it's influence in the land of the free.)
The new z28 is rumored to have been scheduled also as part of the planned alien invasion and will also have the new engine powered by appologies. This new Engine "R2D2" will be made by portugese eskimo's, japanese sumo's, canadian mounties who have all been converted into green smurfs, only speak chinese and will be given Helium injections through an IV in order to reduce the potency of the laughs fueling the r2d2 motor. This will in the long run have our cherished z28's running 1/10th as fast as the godly Prius !!! YESSSSS
There are rumors that some of you are spreading silly rumors without any hard evidence.
BTW, did you hear that Elvis, the ogopogo, bigfoot, tupac shakur and osama bin laden have already undergone the "green smurf" conversion and that they are all hanging out in area 51 (which is actually in Japan) and that "51" actually represents the number of laugh types that have been deemed acceptable by the aliens from planet adolf khan. They are rehearsing for the take over and probably watching oprah winfrey re-runs. She is rumored to be the real alien leader rather than angelina... who is just the right hand man.
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Tune in next week to find out how Michael Jackson and Cher are related, and how Britney spears and Tom Cruise have joined them with tom cruise leading of course in an effort to spread scientology to Japan before the takeover to hopefully win favor with the higher-up's so that they might be able to convince them to save the Prius.
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