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Tecca 06-11-2013 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CamaroDreams07 (Post 6658985)
Took notes as I watched part 1:

Muttonchops and goatee- I hate this guy already
He said "fave"- see above
Working in direct sunlight- stupid
Abrasive sponges are never necessary and cause tons of damage
"clean water and dirty water" lol
"normally aspirated" lol
No suds at all- swirl city
Way too much pressure
Second mitt is actually a good idea
"your car makes more black stuff because your tune is too rich"
Clay bars don't remove imperfections
Clay bars don't remove anything when you use them like that
Chamois are garbage, let's move past the 1980s tech.
He actually vacuums properly. So that's something

Man I can't wait for you to do video 2. It gets worse lol. Brilliant post Matt

CamaroDreams07 06-11-2013 11:39 PM

Lol I also posted that list as a comment on his video.

CamaroDreams07 06-11-2013 11:52 PM

Part 2

Already tired of this intro animation
Built in Autozone ad? Classy
The wheels would've been much better off if left on the car..and then driven far away from you
See how quickly he runs out of detailing stuff to talk about. Adderall
Yeah use a brush on your "one-off" custom wheels. Sweet
George would shit himself if he saw what you were doing to those wheels
You don't "apply" polish
If you don't use cheap walmart products they're labeled correctly
That's not polishing. What a bald moron
Wipe on-wipe off polish. Wow.
Need to buy Mo a bigger shirt
Looks like a fat Roshan.
Jeweling with a yellow pad. Mo is as bad as Baldy
Lol @ Rain-X. Nothing else needs to be said
Notice how much he says "Let's see what happens" while he's "educating" us?
Oh, now it's a compound. Made a big deal of it being a polish a minute ago.
Wax doesn't haze
Look how disgusting that interior dressing looks
Moron. Those lips aren't polished.
My detailing tip is please don't ever touch a car again

ChadG 06-12-2013 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CamaroDreams07 (Post 6659730)
Part 2


The wheels would've been much better off if left on the car..and then driven far away from you

Looks like a fat Roshan.

Poor Roshan

Tecca 06-12-2013 12:50 AM

LMFAO Matt I don't think you missed a thing. I still love the jeweling with a yellow pad the most.

AmericanMuscleCars 06-12-2013 05:17 PM

I feel bad for roshan, lol. Bahahahaha, this needs to be called what not to do, and just have people take notes all the time.

charlietuna 06-12-2013 08:23 PM

I JUST PI$$ED MYSELF I LAUGHED SO HARD ...... made my day Matt thank you

kostnkost 06-12-2013 09:06 PM

What a chooch:facepalm:

Quote:

Looks like a fat Roshan.
:lol:

nUcLeArEnVoY 06-13-2013 10:10 AM

His car probably wins boatloads of shows and he's also most likely revered as a detailing guru amongst normal car enthusiast circles. That's the sad truth to take away from all this. :|

In the Camaro club I was formerly a member of, we had a member with an IOM and at every show, I swear he would sit there with an Autozone microfiber just rubbing, rubbing, rubbing into his door/fender/what-have-you with QD for minutes at a time before moving onto the next panel. The force he applied made it look like his car cheated on him and he was trying to smother it. A couple years from now, staring into his paint will probably be like staring into a holographic Pokémon card.

And yet the dude displays upwards of 6+ trophies.

Dani knows of whom I speak.

Tecca 06-13-2013 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by nUcLeArEnVoY (Post 6665192)
His car probably wins boatloads of shows and he's also most likely revered as a detailing guru amongst normal car enthusiast circles. That's the sad truth to take away from all this. :|

In the Camaro club I was formerly a member of, we had a member with an IOM and at every show, I swear he would sit there with an Autozone microfiber just rubbing, rubbing, rubbing into his door/fender/what-have-you with QD for minutes at a time before moving onto the next panel. The force he applied made it look like his car cheated on him and he was trying to smother it. A couple years from now, staring into his paint will probably be like staring into a holographic Pokémon card.

And yet the dude displays upwards of 6+ trophies.

Dani knows of whom I speak.

That is the best thing I have read all week :bellyroll:

strych9 06-13-2013 11:53 AM

This thread is just awesome. Matt, come to Omaha and detail my car. I love you, man.

WiSSDiver 06-13-2013 03:04 PM

I like the closing. "If you suck, I'm deleting your comment." Way to keep it classy mutton chop boy

Tecca 06-14-2013 12:56 AM

Umm, I am speechless right now. I was just re-watching some of ammo NYC youtube videos and guess who popped up that bald headed moron. What is Larry thinking standing next to him.




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AmericanMuscleCars 06-14-2013 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Tecca (Post 6668509)
Umm, I am speechless right now. I was just re-watching some of ammo NYC youtube videos and guess who popped up that bald headed moron. What is Larry thinking standing next to him.




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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :cry:


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