The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford French fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling a new 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their Nannies and are
learning their children's names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia are laying off judges.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
Have a great Camaro5 day yall