Originally Posted by Kenster
My ex worked at Jiffy Loob and they bought an average of one new engine a month, mostly because the parolees they hired would forget to tighten the drain plug or forget to put in the oil. Probably because they were busy looking up skirts through the grate.
Back when I had my truck the idiot forgot to put oil in after he was done draining it and stupid me wasn't paying attention when I was leaving and my engine seized. Well, I got a new engine out of it haha.