Originally Posted by CynAgain
I really like this one:
6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.
and I was sure one of them would be 'answer the door in a negligee'
I know a guy that answered the door wearing nothing but a thong
. The worst I've done was hid one of those remote control whoopie cushions behind the door and hit the button and went "JEEZ, your not very professional!"