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Old 08-27-2011, 07:22 PM   #47
Huggerorange73
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Originally Posted by 14pilot View Post
Corvette Drivers:
  1. Purchased it for status
  2. Are arrogent, pompous a$$holes
  3. Have never changed their own oil or replaced their spark plugs
  4. Are Balding
  5. Are Fat
  6. Have a small penis
  7. Have no driving skills
  8. Never get laid
Camaro Drivers:
  1. Purchased it for enthusiasm
  2. Are cool people to hang with
  3. Do lots of their own maintenance work and mod install work
  4. Have lots of hair
  5. Are in shape
  6. Are well endowed
  7. Have mad driving skills
  8. Always getting some
You must know different Camaro owners than I do....our local club can't get anyone out for anything performance related. The last track day we had I was the sole 5th gen Camaro in a sea of Corvettes.
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