Originally Posted by 2012-1822
You realize that the odds of winning are the same as being mauled by a polar bear and a regular bear in the same day.
But I've got a ticket too.
But, at least in the bear situation, I can increase my odds easily be antagonizing them both to the point of mauling me. Buying enough lotto tickets to really offset the odds would be prohibitively expensive.
That reminds me, I need to get some tickets.