Crystal Red Tintcoat is so badass
When I was afraid my order was not going to be placed (long story) there was a CRT on the lot with the options I wanted. I was ready to go that way.
"You don't seem to understand the situation"
"I understand that if any more words come pouring out your $#&^ mouth.... I'm going to have to eat every fu%$^ing chicken in this room."
"You lived your life for the king, your gonna die for some chickens?"