Some people can be toolboxes, no doubt.
I picked up a dent on my Scion on the passenger front door recently and it ticked me off...and it's five years old...and a Scion. I feel your pain. Sort of.
12 LS M6, IPF S/C, ASA GT-5 wheels, VMax PTB
1995 Mitsubishi Montero SR
1987 Dodge Raider Turbo Project
1986 Mitsubishi Montero 2.4l FI Transplant