So I go to my usual "do-it-yourself" $0.25 car wash tonight... put my $12 in and wash my car like any normal week...Including the engine bay on "spot free rinse" avoiding the fuse boxes and intake...
After drying and upon start-up, I get a bazillion lights (pictured below) and "Service Stabilitrak" show up...
I did nothing different than I have over the past 18 months... what gives?!?!?!?!
Any suggestions/ideas/etc before I go to the dealer????? HELP!!!!