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Old 12-14-2012, 07:11 AM   #60
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Originally Posted by skipinminn View Post
A lesson in irony.


The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.


Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

This ends today's lesson in irony.
I've always been a firm believer in, "You don't work, you don't eat." (With obvious exceptions)

Christmas trivia
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
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The wise men were a sect called magi, extremely accurate as early astrologers. they traveled in groups of 30 to 50 and they have been mistakenly thought to be only 3 because of the 3 gifts.
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