Rob,
I sell subscriptions for the newspaper at grocery stores for my job, it's not a bad gig for being 16 lol... Anyways, since I have a lot of down time, I find myself constantly searching for something to occupy myself, and I came across this thread... I read it it from page 1 to 267.... It took me 2 months! Now that I'm done reading it, I'll for sure have to quit my job. Out of all 267 pages, the post about pooping made me lose it!