I know, its such a crime to incorporate innovative features into a vehicle. I mean I cant believe that the thing has an engine, transmission, rubber wheels, a radio, lights, plush seats, and the list goes on. Progress, urpmphfft. Putting all that crap in the vehicle is for sissies, babies, or little boys. Give me a wooden bench to sit on, an open top, and a single horse to pull my vehicle. Thats what a real man drives.
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