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Officer--"Your doing 85 in a 60, I've been waiting all day for you to get here..."
Girl--"Officer, I got here as fast as I could..."
A DPS trooper friend told me he stopped an 18 wheeler in a small town in Texas.... apparently about 60 miles from the trucks destination...
Trooper--- "papers and log book please.......... mam, where's the fire..."
Trucker--- "It's between my legs and if your man enough to put it out, climb in, otherwise let me go cause the fire department is in ______ town just down the road......"
He warned her and she left...
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If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow. -Ross Bentley
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.” Mario Andretti
If you can turn, you ain't going fast enough...
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