I gotta tell you all, this is one of the funniest goddamn threads I think I have ever read!
I was fine until the post about the dog drinking his own pee. That visual was just more than I could handle. Thank goodness that I was by myself or people would think I am nuts sitting here laughing at my PC with tears coming out of my eyes.
BTW, my dog doesn't eat his own poop, but he does have a thing for cat turds. Makes you wonder, perhaps we are missing out on a great delicacy. Has anyone ever tried a cat turd?