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I love the ones that try to convince you to buy stuff by demonstrating that if indeed, you are a ham-fisted moron with the dexterity of a newborn, yes, you too can break a common household object through stupidity
BUT WAIT
The new "Unbreakabozo" ironing board is here! No more breaking your new ironing boards merely by stuffing them into an industrial hydraulic press and applying 20,000 psi, becasue the new Unbreakabozo ironing board comes equipped with two 15 foot wings that make it impossible to get into a standard tetrahedron press. Imagine the freedom you'll enjoy by knowing you're free from common accidents.
BUT THERE'S MORE
Buy now, and get two 'Dr. Fumbles home appendectomy kits' for the price of one. 50% effective in the lower 48 states and Puerto Rico. Ask about our free carving knife set (to qualified buyers only).
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