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Old 05-11-2010, 02:18 AM   #15
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I am a pizza delivery guy and fortunately none of those things have happened to me

But I have had to deliver to an elderly couple with the woman in Dominatrix gear and the man sprawled out on the floor naked chained up fully erect.

Yeah that is far more disturbing than anything posted
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Old 05-11-2010, 12:17 PM   #16
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I found this one: call the pizza place, acting as if you work as a spy and ask for the manager, proceed talking to him as if he was your superior and that you completed the mission.
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Old 05-11-2010, 01:32 PM   #17
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4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

like that one lol
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Old 03-04-2011, 02:00 AM   #18
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How have I never seen these before?

Shank these are great.
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Old 03-04-2011, 02:07 AM   #19
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I really like this one:

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

and I was sure one of them would be 'answer the door in a negligee'
I know a guy that answered the door wearing nothing but a thong . The worst I've done was hid one of those remote control whoopie cushions behind the door and hit the button and went "JEEZ, your not very professional!"
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Old 03-04-2011, 06:40 AM   #20
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what the hell is a masochist ?
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Old 03-04-2011, 06:56 AM   #21
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:29 AM   #22
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These are great. Just got to work and this has definitely got my morning off to a great start..!
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Old 03-04-2011, 08:28 AM   #23
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6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

and I was sure one of them would be 'answer the door in a negligee'
If I did that, I'm pretty sure it'd make the pizza guy/gal pretty nervous.
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Old 03-04-2011, 08:31 AM   #24
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what the hell is a masochist ?
Well, see pic below for my feelings on this, but if you are...

Masochist

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Old 03-04-2011, 09:37 AM   #25
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41. Please tell the delivery guy - the password is ..... nipple.
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Old 03-04-2011, 10:19 AM   #26
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Old 03-04-2011, 11:24 AM   #27
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I like this one...

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

In school when we would call someone up to get an address we would immediately follow it up by "how long would it take to get there?"
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Old 03-04-2011, 11:58 AM   #28
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5. Yell in a school assembly "STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!!!!

I did this in school... Needless to say, my teacher hated me!

Another one, walk out in public with a tinfoil hat on, look upward in the sky and sporadically shift your gaze while whimpering.
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