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Old 07-09-2013, 05:51 PM   #6665
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Thanks Pete... It's gonna be a hot one.... Leaving the house here in a bit after I eat... Drive all night...
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I sell subscriptions for the newspaper at grocery stores for my job, it's not a bad gig for being 16 lol... Anyways, since I have a lot of down time, I find myself constantly searching for something to occupy myself, and I came across this thread... I read it it from page 1 to 267.... It took me 2 months! Now that I'm done reading it, I'll for sure have to quit my job. Out of all 267 pages, the post about pooping made me lose it!
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Turbo's coming while your going out, damn that sucks! Be safe out there Robert and keep your head on a swivel!
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I sell subscriptions for the newspaper at grocery stores for my job, it's not a bad gig for being 16 lol... Anyways, since I have a lot of down time, I find myself constantly searching for something to occupy myself, and I came across this thread... I read it it from page 1 to 267.... It took me 2 months! Now that I'm done reading it, I'll for sure have to quit my job. Out of all 267 pages, the post about pooping made me lose it!
Lol, wow and welcome Joe... You have a lot of patience... What's helped so much with this tread is the great people that have come through here... You're always welcome...

Popping, I believe Tag posted that... He's a nut, as are most in here...
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Old 07-16-2013, 10:12 PM   #6670
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Turbo's coming while your going out, damn that sucks! Be safe out there Robert and keep your head on a swivel!
It is what it is... I'm busy as a cut worm so I haven't even checked with Corey for updates...

Neck is lubed up and staying on the swivel.

Been following along but haven't been posting much... Too busy and ready for bed when I get off work...
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You missing the fest?
Not as of right now... My plan is to leave the rig that Wednesday, head from Pascagoula to Galliano La., get my truck and drive straight o Indy... Nothing is in stone, but that's the plan... I'll be without the car but still get to visit... I hope you'll be there... I'll probably get there late late Wednesday night or early Thursday morning...

Some of this is dependent on how my mouth feels, three weeks post surgery and I'm still on a mostly liquid diet...however if I can manage at work, I can certainly manage at the Fest... And there should be some liquid pain killer...

That is if you guys will let me there in a Ford truck...
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Not as of right now... My plan is to leave the rig that Wednesday, head from Pascagoula to Galliano La., get my truck and drive straight o Indy... Nothing is in stone, but that's the plan... I'll be without the car but still get to visit... I hope you'll be there... I'll probably get there late late Wednesday night or early Thursday morning...

Some of this is dependent on how my mouth feels, three weeks post surgery and I'm still on a mostly liquid diet...however if I can manage at work, I can certainly manage at the Fest... And there should be some liquid pain killer...
Come to Indy and Ill make your mouth feel better sweetie!

Ted is prepping the car and making some changes this week. Should be all set and roll in on Wed night.
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Come to Indy and Ill make your mouth feel better sweetie!

Ted is prepping the car and making some changes this week. Should be all set and roll in on Wed night.
... That'll work towards making the mouth fel better, or at least I won't care...

Cool deal on the updates... If you're in the parking lot and see a huge King Ranch roll in, come say hey..
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... That'll work towards making the mouth fel better, or at least I won't care...

Cool deal on the updates... If you're in the parking lot and see a huge King Ranch roll in, come say hey..
10/4. Hopefully you'll make up and some of the other fast Texas guys. MLEE not included in that group!!
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Lol, wow and welcome Joe... You have a lot of patience... What's helped so much with this tread is the great people that have come through here... You're always welcome...

Popping, I believe Tag posted that... He's a nut, as are most in here...


Speaking of pooping...reminds me of this:

How to Poop at Work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff, but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a pee or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are a man and are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is Doggone proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet
Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS

A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR

Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with a SHIRLEY TEMPLE.

SHIRLEY TEMPLE

A subtle toe-tapping that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear a SHIRLEY TEMPLE, leave the bathroom immediately so the
pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA-OMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with a SHIRLEY TEMPLE.

AUNT BETTY
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever... Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An AUNT BETTY makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees!

SOME VARIETIES OF POOP YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF

The King Poop: This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly Poop:
You poop so much you lose 5 lbs.

Cement Block
: You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop.

Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop):
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house.

The Bungee Poop:
The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water.

The Crippler:
The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:
The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Party Pooper: The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
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Not as of right now... My plan is to leave the rig that Wednesday, head from Pascagoula to Galliano La., get my truck and drive straight o Indy... Nothing is in stone, but that's the plan... I'll be without the car but still get to visit... I hope you'll be there... I'll probably get there late late Wednesday night or early Thursday morning...

Some of this is dependent on how my mouth feels, three weeks post surgery and I'm still on a mostly liquid diet...however if I can manage at work, I can certainly manage at the Fest... And there should be some liquid pain killer...

That is if you guys will let me there in a Ford truck...
Sweet deal, man. I sure hope it works out and you make it up. I thought you were going to be missing...
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Speaking of pooping...reminds me of this:

How to Poop at Work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff, but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a pee or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are a man and are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is Doggone proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet
Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with a SHIRLEY TEMPLE.

SHIRLEY TEMPLE
A subtle toe-tapping that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear a SHIRLEY TEMPLE, leave the bathroom immediately so the
pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA-OMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with a SHIRLEY TEMPLE.

AUNT BETTY
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever... Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An AUNT BETTY makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees!

SOME VARIETIES OF POOP YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF
The King Poop: This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly Poop: You poop so much you lose 5 lbs.

Cement Block: You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop.

Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop): Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house.

The Bungee Poop: The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water.

The Crippler: The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Party Pooper: The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

Sweet deal, man. I sure hope it works out and you make it up. I thought you were going to be missing...
Just had to go and post it again didn't you..... lmao.... AGAIN.....
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Robert,

I would post the prototype work Corey has done for me, but I can't. Sorry if I delayed Brandie.
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