04-07-2010, 01:43 AM | #1779 |
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:tweetz: Detachable Penis King Missile :tweetz:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] ~ This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. ~ .............:tweetz::tweetz: ...................:tweetz::tweetz: ........................
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04-07-2010, 02:56 AM | #1780 |
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Love Is Alive :tweetz: Gary Wright
~ Well, I think it's time to get ready To realize just what I have found I have lived only half of what I am It's all clear to me now My heart is on fire My soul's like a wheel that's turnin' My love is alive My love is alive, ya, ya, ya There's something inside that's making me crazy I'll try to keep it together 'Cause what I say may not happen the same way Now could be forever My heart is on fire My soul's like a wheel that's turnin' My love is alive My love is alive, ya, ya, ya My love is alive My love is alive There's a mirror moving inside my mind Reflecting the love that you shine on me Hold on now to that feelin' Let it flow, let it grow, ya, ya My heart is on fire My soul's like a wheel that's turnin' My love is alive My love is alive, ya, ya, ya My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive My love is alive ~ :5thgenvert: .......:tweetz::tweetz: ...........
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~ Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto, "In God is our trust." And the Star Spangled Banner in triumph shall wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave ~ Francis Scott Key ~
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04-07-2010, 08:01 AM | #1781 |
Russian maFFia
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04-07-2010, 08:28 AM | #1782 |
All that remains- two weeks
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respect the synergy
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04-07-2010, 12:02 PM | #1783 |
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All That Remains and Killswitch Engage's latest CDs are so disappointing to me. I like them, and understand they're going in a new musical direction, but I wish they'd stick to their roots. ATR didn't stray too far off, but KsE strayed pretty far off lol.
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04-07-2010, 07:18 PM | #1784 |
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Sound of Madness - Shinedown and some Planes Mistaken for Stars since their guitarist just moved in by me. haha
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04-07-2010, 07:21 PM | #1785 |
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When angels fly away by Cold.
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04-07-2010, 09:34 PM | #1786 |
just can't seem to leave
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mood indigo - louis armstrong
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04-07-2010, 09:38 PM | #1787 |
just can't seem to leave
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a whole new world - peabo bryson/regina belle
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04-07-2010, 09:39 PM | #1788 |
IM A GURL
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unthinkable- a. keys
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04-08-2010, 12:42 AM | #1789 |
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Donaeo- Party Hard!!!!!
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04-08-2010, 04:21 PM | #1790 |
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04-08-2010, 04:27 PM | #1791 | |
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This is a good traveling Tune!!!!!
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04-08-2010, 04:46 PM | #1792 |
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Orgy - Blue Monday
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