Things kids say

[Jamie Mac]

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[PQ]

Well, mine are a little older. Check my sig for a classic.

But recently my son James - 16, said something that I actualy cringed and ran from. lmao

James - "I'm going to Tylers I'll be back later"

Bonnie - "Is your room clean"?

James - "Dad said I can do it later".

Bonnie - "Well, I'm telling you to do it now"!

James - *looks at dad, me*

Me - "Your mother is in control of this one".

James - "Women!!! First you let em' vote and now look".

Bonnie - *I don't know because I hauled ass*

His only saving grace was that Bonnie was in a good mood and James was joking. But it was just funny.

[AdnanHfuda]

Originally Posted by PQ

Well, mine are a little older. Check my sig for a classic.

But recently my son James - 16, said something that I actualy cringed and ran from. lmao

James - "I'm going to Tylers I'll be back later"

Bonnie - "Is your room clean"?

James - "Dad said I can do it later".

Bonnie - "Well, I'm telling you to do it now"!

James - *looks at dad, me*

Me - "Your mother is in control of this one".

James - "Women!!! First you let em' vote and now look".

Bonnie - *I don't know because I hauled ass*

His only saving grace was that Bonnie was in a good mood and James was joking. But it was just funny.

haha this got me laughing so hard my mom is asking me what im watching

your son sounds like a genius (17 year old over here)

["prima"Donna]

My son Kevin during the Summer Olympics when he was 4.........
"I want to see the 'pepper salts'...HUH????...I asked him what he meant and he said, "pepper salts, you know, like the ladies do"...
He was talking about the Ladies Gymnastics doing "SOMERSAULTS", aka "Pepper Salts"....
It was too cute and he would KILL ME if he knew I posted this....

Another from Kevin around the same age....it was time to eat dinner and he said, "Cook spank, time to eat"...HUH???...it wasn't until many years later when I saw a commercial for Cook's Brand Ham Shank that I figured that he was referring to that commercial........lol...


Another one from my son Mark when he was 3 or 4.....I want 'fork chops'....aka PORK CHOPS...lol...he also had called them 'see pops'....lol...

That's all I can think of for now...I'll have to see if I can come up with any more....hehehehehehe....

Good idea, Jamie!!!.....

[DaveT]

First time I put my 4 year old girl in her carseat in the back of the SS, I jumped on it a little getting in the carpool lane and she says, "Oooooooooooo, this is a race car daddy!"

[rmnc3r]

My (at the time) 6 year old wanted to know when we were going to George Washingmachine's Birthday Party - School was out for President's day.
When my wife told her that he was dead, my daughter got a real sad look and
said his mommy must be real sad - Poor George!

[AdnanHfuda]

Originally Posted by Jamie Mac

When I turn 16 am I going to drive the Sky or the Camaro?-Bridget at 13. Now that was funny!

[IndyDave]

When my son was young, we were talking about getting a dog. He firmly stated that he wanted a "Great Dang" !! (We got a Lab, not a Great Dane)

[heRS]

Had to drag the necrothread out of it's grave...
My brother: Don't argue with me, I'm your father. I'm smarter than you are.
My niece: Oh yeah, if you're so smart, why are you arguing with a 6 year old?

Me to 3 y/o nephew wearing a chocolate mask 3" wide around his mouth: Ryan, have you been in the hersheys syrup?
Ryan: No aunt Vic.
Me: Ryan, go look in the mirror and come back and tell me that.
Ryan: boogies into bathroom... water runs... moments pass... comes back with clean lips but still a framework of chocolate spreading over nose, cheeks and chin. See aunt Vic, I haven't been in the syrup

Niece plays nicely with barbie corvette, nephew impores "Quinn, can I play with you?"
Quinn: NO, you play too rough!
Ryan: Pleeeeeeeze I will be nice I promise.
Quinn: well ok if you play nice...
Ryan: ok lets play DEMO DERBEEEEEEEEEE!!!! promptly runs his tonka truck into the barbie corvette with a great deal of force.

Neighbor kid "Josh" with 100 lb malamute on a 26' flexi lead "Hey Vic, watch this, Tatu can FETCH!" kid tosses ball about 28' so when dog hits end of lead kid goes flying about 8 or 10 feet. Quite impressive!

kids - gotta love 'em!

[cab2g]

I don't know the girl's age, but she looked to be somewhere between 8-12? But what she said was priceless.

"Mom needs to lose weight. I know because dad always says it"

This was at a dinner with her mom, dad, and family friends. I bet the dad was in trouble after that comment!

[custompainter]

When my son was 2 or 3 he was very into firetrucks. Only he called them "firef**ks! Everytime he would hear a siren he would yell "FIREF**K FIREF**K!!! no matter if we were in the store,Dr. office or what. KIDS!

[v6sonoma]

Originally Posted by PQ

Well, mine are a little older. Check my sig for a classic.

But recently my son James - 16, said something that I actualy cringed and ran from. lmao

James - "I'm going to Tylers I'll be back later"

Bonnie - "Is your room clean"?

James - "Dad said I can do it later".

Bonnie - "Well, I'm telling you to do it now"!

James - *looks at dad, me*

Me - "Your mother is in control of this one".

James - "Women!!! First you let em' vote and now look".

Bonnie - *I don't know because I hauled ass*

His only saving grace was that Bonnie was in a good mood and James was joking. But it was just funny.

LOL!!!!!!! Does he still have the hand print on the back of his head! LOL

[GSUNCSU]

My son was playing with his toys on the living room coffee table he was about 3 or so, and he was told to put his toys up, his mother got up to put his toys up after a few warnings, he backed up to the table spread his hands wide to block her and said, "don't even think about touching my sh!+", I laughed, I don't miss her.

[Q's 91z28]

My 3 year old nephew's daycare was handing out a different flavor of juiceboxes one day and one he got one he said...."Oh beer"....my brother-in-law was a bit embarrased when they told him.

My brother and my 3 year old niece (at the time) while leaving church to go eat at Peter Piper Pizza..

My brother: Kiara, make sure you use the restroom before we leave for peter piper pizza.
Kiara: "Why dad??? They don't have restrooms at peter piper???
---I was cracking up with her response.