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Zeus · 12-16-2009, 02:47 PM

Today at school, the children had their Christmas Party. The students have turned in all their work and there is
really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher

decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first

and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta

here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years

Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open

his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie

answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open

his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder

than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can

do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open

his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also

leave."

Johnny is boiling mad

that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher

turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these Bi **hes would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns

around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

2ndgenz28 · 12-16-2009, 02:49 PM

A day late and a dollar short.

Zeus · 12-16-2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

A day late and a dollar short.

lol repost?

Just got it via e-mail. Figured i'd post.

2ndgenz28 · 12-16-2009, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeus

lol repost?

Yes here and evey site on the net has it posted 2-3 times.

The reasons why its so popular could fall under my Uh; Women thread.

12-16-2009, 02:47 PM	#1
Zeus BOOOOOM MF'R!! Drives: to Chipotle daily Join Date: May 2009 Location: Flo-Rida Posts: 3,614	Little Johnny Joke Today at school, the children had their Christmas Party. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these Bi **hes would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

12-16-2009, 02:49 PM	#2
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