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bigsquirrel · 09-20-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by attymf

They are listening. I was out on a date the other night and at the end of the night I was taking the girl home and she tells me to drive past her house and up the road to the beach. Well, there we are, starting to get busy and the next thing I know we hear heavy breathing. We both look at each other in stunned silence and start laughing as if we're both crazy.

So we start up again and one thing leads to another and my seat is totally reclined and she's, you know, taking care of business down there. Then, all of a sudden we hear the breathing again. I turn up the sound system and sure enough its the car.

Then we hear a voice that says "no, don't stop." She starts screaming I'm an f'n perv and she's gonna sue me if there's a video that starts going around.

Needless to say the night didn't end well and I'm getting rid of the car.

I'm assuming my internet sarcasm filter is broken, you don't actually expect anyone to believe that right?

Moreno1 · 09-20-2010, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by attymf

They are listening. I was out on a date the other night and at the end of the night I was taking the girl home and she tells me to drive past her house and up the road to the beach. Well, there we are, starting to get busy and the next thing I know we hear heavy breathing. We both look at each other in stunned silence and start laughing as if we're both crazy.

So we start up again and one thing leads to another and my seat is totally reclined and she's, you know, taking care of business down there. Then, all of a sudden we hear the breathing again. I turn up the sound system and sure enough its the car.

Then we hear a voice that says "no, don't stop." She starts screaming I'm an f'n perv and she's gonna sue me if there's a video that starts going around.

Needless to say the night didn't end well and I'm getting rid of the car.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say is that this cab was rare. But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked to my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Fixed

ffrcobra_65 · 09-20-2010, 06:49 PM

I sneezed in the car and from out of nowhere, I heard "Bless You!"

Berean · 09-20-2010, 09:39 PM

When it says "Shape up Winston", then you need to worry.

Sawyer · 09-20-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mastertypodemon

OMG, does that mean they hear me sing along with Hannah Montana!?!?!

MartiMcFly · 09-21-2010, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L99SS

I got one message from Onstar about the TbT navigation. But nary another since I installed the special anti-unsolicited message filtration device.

Hahaha, maybe you could sell a couple of these!

Also maybe fold a couple the size of Credit cards as an added bonus!

Smart Line · 11-07-2010, 08:14 AM

this week onstar sent me a "monthly" and had all wrong info?
756 miles??? I have 3K....not so smart are they. Now i am realy scared Dumbies at the helm.

Taintedveins · 11-07-2010, 08:22 AM

I have had this happen!! not sure what me and my friend did but onstar started to talk to us for like 5 minutes out of the blue when we were jamming out!

rickerda · 11-07-2010, 08:42 AM

The federal appeals court thinks it can and has happened.

http://news.cnet.com/2100-1029_3-5109435.html

Smart Line · 11-07-2010, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rickerda

The federal appeals court thinks it can and has happened.

http://news.cnet.com/2100-1029_3-5109435.html

Good read except it is also illegal to speed.

I am sure all of us NEVER do that.

rally yellow ss rs · 11-07-2010, 09:03 AM

They can, and if they wanted too, monitor. Dont you think they would like the ability to prove we where at the drag strip breaking the car? You know they can record speeds and such as well. I dont like how they are in fact Goverment Motors. They always will be...

terroid · 11-07-2010, 10:38 AM

I locked keys /cell in truck.I used someones cell called onstar they said give me a few and stand 3feet from the door.I sat on the tailgate with my daughter.Onestar said you are on your tailgate and someone is sitting with you.I said yes and how did you know that.He laughted and said now go open your truck..... EYE IN THE SKY....That was in 2003

JMS · 11-07-2010, 10:48 AM

I got my Camaro on Dec. 18, 2009 and the 19th we had a major snow storm that really made a mess of this area. It was almost 3 months before i backed the car out of the garage. On-star came on and asked if i was ready to activate the system. I told her why i had not done anything with the car due to weather. Very nice. Wish I could say the same with XM that is another story.

DavidCigam · 11-07-2010, 11:43 AM

I was listening to the radio one time and On-Star randomly did that, probably just coincidence.

11-07-2010, 08:14 AM	#77
Smart Line Drives: 2011 Blue1SSRS 623RWHP, 02 vette Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Richmond VA Posts: 1,308	this week onstar sent me a "monthly" and had all wrong info? 756 miles??? I have 3K....not so smart are they. Now i am realy scared Dumbies at the helm. __________________ 2002 Vette (stock) *Team LS-3*

11-07-2010, 11:43 AM	#84
DavidCigam Drives: 2011 Camaro 1LT/RS A6 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 157	I was listening to the radio one time and On-Star randomly did that, probably just coincidence. __________________ Foxxy, 312HP of hotness.

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