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Ivas · 07-21-2011, 05:00 PM

This is a query for you whiz kids out there, specifically any of you who are qualified in behavioral psychology.

Is there any way of implanting a suggestion in a human, or nearly human mind, let's say a mother-in-law's mind, to get on a plane and fly away to some distant and unknown destination, never to return?

This has gotta' be a permanent commitment. I don't wanna' her flyin' back here when she finds the nearest broom.

Iwantone2 · 07-21-2011, 05:04 PM

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PB3 · 07-21-2011, 05:05 PM

Bwahaha!!

Z28RockStar · 07-21-2011, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivas

This is a query for you whiz kids out there, specifically any of you who are qualified in behavioral psychology.

Is there any way of implanting a suggestion in a human, or nearly human mind, let's say a mother-in-law's mind, to get on a plane and fly away to some distant and unknown destination, never to return?

This has gotta' be a permanent commitment. I don't wanna' her flyin' back here when she finds the nearest broom.

Feel you on that! Here, look, act, walk, talk, dress like this. . . .

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Originally Posted by PB3

Bwahaha!!

OH AND THE IMPORTANT PART. . . . THE BACKHOE PIC IS TO BE DONE IN HER FLOWER BED!

ROBOSSRS · 07-21-2011, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ivas

This is a query for you whiz kids out there, specifically any of you who are qualified in behavioral psychology.

Is there any way of implanting a suggestion in a human, or nearly human mind, let's say a mother-in-law's mind, to get on a plane and fly away to some distant and unknown destination, never to return?

This has gotta' be a permanent commitment. I don't wanna' her flyin' back here when she finds the nearest broom.

Don't quit your day job bro, I don't think you'll make as a comedian.

Ivas · 07-21-2011, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sanddemon

Don't quit your day job bro, I don't think you'll make as a comedian.

For a minute there, I was enjoying the adulations of my public. But now, I'm SURE I like the story; it makes me laugh, too.

TOMS1SS · 07-21-2011, 09:25 PM

Who needs hypnosis?

B2k4E · 07-22-2011, 02:11 AM

Hypnosis?!? Why the hell would you believe in that pile of-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

*Milk 1027* · 07-22-2011, 02:21 AM

1. Reciprocation: Give her a small gift or do her a favor, she'llfeel obligated to return the favor.
2. Commitment and Consistency: People don't want to be seen as inconsistent. So if she is made to be viewed as a good person, that does what her son-in-law asks for, she will more likely respond to your requests.
3. Social Proof: Very simple. Other mothers don't live with their kids and in law. Do as others do
4. Liking: Maker yourself likeable, she is more likely to respond to your requests. Best way to become likeable. Tell the person you like them.
5. Authority: "I am the man of the house, get out of it" (Of course you have to word it in a more subtle way, you don't want to counter-act steps 1-4).
6. Scarcity: You can forget about this one. Unless you find a way to work it in, it doesn't apply to this situation.

Stingr69 · 07-22-2011, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivas

This is a query for you whiz kids out there, specifically any of you who are qualified in behavioral psychology.

Is there any way of implanting a suggestion in a human, or nearly human mind, let's say a mother-in-law's mind, to get on a plane and fly away to some distant and unknown destination, never to return?

This has gotta' be a permanent commitment. I don't wanna' her flyin' back here when she finds the nearest broom.

There was this guy living in Pakistan that was pretty good at doing that but the US government recently shut him down.

-Mark.

07-21-2011, 05:00 PM	#1
Ivas el Ruco Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Fontana, CA Posts: 7,388	Hypnosis, key to happier life? This is a query for you whiz kids out there, specifically any of you who are qualified in behavioral psychology. Is there any way of implanting a suggestion in a human, or nearly human mind, let's say a mother-in-law's mind, to get on a plane and fly away to some distant and unknown destination, never to return? This has gotta' be a permanent commitment. I don't wanna' her flyin' back here when she finds the nearest broom.

07-21-2011, 05:04 PM	#2
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07-21-2011, 05:05 PM	#3
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07-22-2011, 02:11 AM	#8
B2k4E Listen to cereal guy... Drives: 1986 Z28 Camaro 383 TPI Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Amarillo, Texas Posts: 288	Hypnosis?!? Why the hell would you believe in that pile of-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD __________________ Today I went to Orielly's to change out my serpentine belt, as I walked by one of the Orielly's associates who was helping somebody asked me if I knew where the sparkplugs would be on a Honda Civic... I simply told him that; "I don't know, I only work on American vehicles." He told me that was the best damn answer he ever heard.

07-22-2011, 02:21 AM	#9
Milk 1027 Camaro➎ moderator Drives: '13 BLK 1LE Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 13,567 View My Garage	1. Reciprocation: Give her a small gift or do her a favor, she'llfeel obligated to return the favor. 2. Commitment and Consistency: People don't want to be seen as inconsistent. So if she is made to be viewed as a good person, that does what her son-in-law asks for, she will more likely respond to your requests. 3. Social Proof: Very simple. Other mothers don't live with their kids and in law. Do as others do 4. Liking: Maker yourself likeable, she is more likely to respond to your requests. Best way to become likeable. Tell the person you like them. 5. Authority: "I am the man of the house, get out of it" (Of course you have to word it in a more subtle way, you don't want to counter-act steps 1-4). 6. Scarcity: You can forget about this one. Unless you find a way to work it in, it doesn't apply to this situation. __________________

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