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05-21-2010, 02:37 PM
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Friday ! How about a Quickie in the Bushes?
Quickie in the Bushes
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes , the two return, out of breath and laughing.. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.' ----------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???? |
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05-21-2010, 02:42 PM
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bwahahaha!
 Great!
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05-21-2010, 03:38 PM
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 Drives: 2010 IOM CAMARO Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Springfield
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Very nice
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05-21-2010, 04:35 PM
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Drives: S10 283 V8,Jimmy 4wd 4dr bk/bk Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Verona NY
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ROFL COPTER!!!!
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05-21-2010, 04:39 PM
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Drives: 2003 m3, 2000 camaro v6, 2004 s4 Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: ny
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 lol
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05-21-2010, 04:40 PM
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Booooosted.
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I was thinking I wanna go home.
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05-21-2010, 04:41 PM
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hahaha good one!
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05-21-2010, 04:42 PM
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Drives: 2016 Mazda6, 2011 Mustang 5.0 Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Portage, Wisconsin
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Nice.
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05-21-2010, 05:33 PM
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Someone give me a Camaro!
Drives: '09HHR Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Chicago, IL
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Fifty years from now, when you’re looking back at your life, don’t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? |
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