Corrupt a Wish

[shank0668]

Originally Posted by patriotpa

Granted: You have juice to drink. It's from the belladonna plant and you die a horrible, screaming, lingering death, and I get reinstated for being so clever

My wish was granted, I made some cherry kol-aid

[5thGenCamaroChick]

Originally Posted by shank0668

My wish was granted, I made some cherry kol-aid

Packaged and sold by Jim Jones, Inc.

I wish I had faster metabolism.

[patriotpa]

Originally Posted by 5thGenCamaroChick

Packaged and sold by Jim Jones, Inc.

I wish I had faster metabolism.

Granted! You're a hummingbird and live only 4 years.

I wish my wishes would come true uncorrupted.

[PQ]

Granted: The Gov. is disbanded, the Universe is Tiny. But you're out of wishes.

I wish The Bills would draft Sam Bradford

[NoUCantDriveIt]

granted: everything after your 11,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th wish on this thread will come true

I wish i could take an extended road trip around the U.S when I get my car.

Edit: *ooops was day dreaming and I missed it*

[5thGenCamaroChick]

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

granted: everything after your 11,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th wish on this thread will come true

I wish i could take an extended road trip around the U.S when I get my car.

Edit: *ooops was day dreaming and I missed it*

Granted, but since Patriot had the government disbanded there IS no more US. You can't drive further than your county line without running into "foreigners" who don't want you in their country.

I wish I had all the free mods for my car that I wanted.

[Dave_O]

Granted: You drive a Toyota Prius

I wish I didn't have to study for finals

[patriotpa]

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Granted: You drive a Toyota Prius

I wish I didn't have to study for finals

Granted. You are too stupid to qualify for college and couldn't get in on any "scholarship" programs. You now work as a greeter at the Wal-Mart in Beijing.

I wish all our wishes were nickels.

[NoUCantDriveIt]

Granted: we all have wooden nickels... gee thanks patriot

I wish I was on vacation next week.

[Dave_O]

Granted: but you have no heat or electricity in your home

I wish I were done with classes already

[NoUCantDriveIt]

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Granted: but you have no heat or electricity in your home
not a problem, I'll come visit you and drive your roomates nuts
I wish I were done with classes already

Granted: your classes are done but you forgot everything and have to re-do the semester.

I wish my car would arrive with the tires I want so I dont have to buy them.

[shank0668]

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Granted: your classes are done but you forgot everything and have to re-do the semester.

I wish my car would arrive with the tires I want so I dont have to buy them.

Granted your car arrives with wrong options and Impala rims.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

[Dave_O]

Granted: You get kicked out and can never go back and finish your degree

I wish I completed my degree already

[shank0668]

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Granted: You get kicked out and can never go back and finish your degree

I wish I completed my degree already

Im 13 lol, Granted you can't afford degree anymore you have to work at sewer.

I wish I had an old project muscle car.