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infernoinandout · 12-26-2009, 07:29 AM

I had to yell at the kids a few times recently and these were the two that stuck in my head and I figured there has to be a few more good one liners that only a parent could possable scream out.
The first "Get your feet off the ceiling before you mark it up" (angled ceilings in bedroom.
The second "Stop sitting on your brother its only going to get him even more mad"

Jamie Mac · 12-26-2009, 07:36 AM

Do you want to do what your told with a spanking or without?

sugar'n'spice · 12-26-2009, 04:38 PM

My fave, " Stop crying, or I'll give you a reason to cry!"

ljustin293 · 12-26-2009, 04:40 PM

from the mom's..."I brought you into this world I can take you out of it"

mjlash22 · 12-26-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ljustin293

from the mom's..."I brought you into this world I can take you out of it"

I second that

jrboyd_1980 · 12-26-2009, 05:01 PM

"Don't worry why I have all my bags packed! Told you I was headed to the grocery store. I'll be back."

Mom told me that the last time she went to grocery store, 8 years ago.. Still hasn't returned. :(

Bonnie · 12-26-2009, 05:04 PM

"Don't you walk away when I'm talking to you!"

jrboyd_1980 · 12-26-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonnie

"Don't you walk away when I'm talking to you!"

Bonnie its what you tell your kids not what you tell PQ

FenwickHockey65 · 12-26-2009, 05:06 PM

What my dad told me today...

"I swear to God if you break that laptop, I'll make you use a typewriter for the rest of college."

sugar'n'spice · 12-26-2009, 05:29 PM

To your child, who stares with a blank glare, "Come here, I said, come here, COME HERE..Come...here..here..here!"

Always end up with one worded sentence, while they still stare at you,
with a blank expression!

springerpete · 12-26-2009, 06:49 PM

"Have you ever won an arguement with me? Well, your not starting today!"

"Because I said so! That's why."

"I don't know who those people are but those are not the people who raised me!" about my parents to my daughter.

Bonnie · 12-26-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

Bonnie its what you tell your kids not what you tell PQ

Tactical Z · 12-26-2009, 09:36 PM

My mom says "I am gonna beat your a$$" alot. :sm0;

rico-2SS · 12-26-2009, 09:50 PM

Don't hit your brother with that or I will let him hit you back with it!!!

12-26-2009, 07:29 AM	#1
infernoinandout Drives: 2010 camaross/rs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: buffalo Posts: 461	To parents out there, quotes only a parent would say I had to yell at the kids a few times recently and these were the two that stuck in my head and I figured there has to be a few more good one liners that only a parent could possable scream out. The first "Get your feet off the ceiling before you mark it up" (angled ceilings in bedroom. The second "Stop sitting on your brother its only going to get him even more mad"

12-26-2009, 07:36 AM	#2
Jamie Mac NCM-WINR Drives: 2010 SS/RS IOM 2014 2LT Stingray Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,324	Do you want to do what your told with a spanking or without? __________________ also drives a heavily modified Jeep Wrangler. It has LED headlights and wheel weights blacked out with Plasti Dip. It's Baller.

12-26-2009, 05:04 PM	#7
Bonnie Bonfyre Drives: C6, 2005 Corvette Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 2,845	"Don't you walk away when I'm talking to you!" __________________

12-26-2009, 05:06 PM	#9
FenwickHockey65 General Motors Aficionado Drives: 2023 GMC Canyon, 2020 Colorado Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 37,371 View My Garage	What my dad told me today... "I swear to God if you break that laptop, I'll make you use a typewriter for the rest of college." __________________ 2023 GMC Canyon Elevation 2020 Chevrolet Colorado W/T Extended Cab (State-issued)

12-26-2009, 06:49 PM	#11
springerpete Orange GM freak Drives: 2004 3500HD Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ponca City, OK Posts: 784 View My Garage	"Have you ever won an arguement with me? Well, your not starting today!" "Because I said so! That's why." "I don't know who those people are but those are not the people who raised me!" about my parents to my daughter. __________________ "My hair's turnin' White, my neck is still Red and my collar is still Blue"

12-26-2009, 04:38 PM	#3
sugar'n'spice Drives: . Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: . Posts: 18,978	My fave, " Stop crying, or I'll give you a reason to cry!"

12-26-2009, 04:40 PM	#4
ljustin293 Drives: 2010 VR CAMARO 2SS/RS Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: GA Posts: 15,060 View My Garage	from the mom's..."I brought you into this world I can take you out of it"

12-26-2009, 05:01 PM	#6
jrboyd_1980 A ***'s Headache Drives: Everything Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,174	"Don't worry why I have all my bags packed! Told you I was headed to the grocery store. I'll be back." Mom told me that the last time she went to grocery store, 8 years ago.. Still hasn't returned. :(

12-26-2009, 05:29 PM	#10
sugar'n'spice Drives: . Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: . Posts: 18,978	To your child, who stares with a blank glare, "Come here, I said, come here, COME HERE..Come...here..here..here!" Always end up with one worded sentence, while they still stare at you, with a blank expression!

12-26-2009, 09:36 PM	#13
Tactical Z Banned Drives: Nissan Titan Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 8,490	My mom says "I am gonna beat your a$$" alot. :sm0;

12-26-2009, 09:50 PM	#14
rico-2SS Thx TZD. Drives: 2010 Supercharged Custom Camaro Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,100 View My Garage	Don't hit your brother with that or I will let him hit you back with it!!! __________________ In many cases this isn't even keeping up with the Jones's, this is Jonesing and just plain KEEPING UP!!!

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