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Sevn86 · 08-30-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by franknbeans

just drop it off a couple miles down the road.

that doesnt work cuz they some how find their way back home...

derklug · 08-30-2010, 11:45 PM

Sweet and Sour or Mongolian beef.......I prefer spicey, so I'll take the Mongolian.

Hot Tamales · 08-30-2010, 11:46 PM

Buy a dog. Big, hungry dog.

VEESIKS · 08-30-2010, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GrinderSS

Damn, I forgot about antifreeze. I thought the liberals in California forced companies to change the formula so it's not toxic to animals?

Nope, they only had to make it not taste sweet so they wouldn't want to drink it...still toxic

KeepItGreasey · 08-30-2010, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GrinderSS

My wife's cat jumped on the front of my Camaro (he lurks around in the garage) and his claw cut/tore the small outer pinstripe that's on the perimeter of the large stripe. It also scratched the paint, but I can buff that out.

Anyway, I'm thinking about making that cat disappear, should I? If so, what's the easiest method? I have a .45 MP, but it's too loud and would make a mess. I could choke his azz, but I want it to be quick. Ideas?

Ideally I could do something just to make him run away; does the dry corn cob rub on it's butt followed by a squirt of turpentine work?

sounds like we've got a future serial killer on our hands, folks.

*Mindz* · 08-30-2010, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SA CHEVY

Haha true...maybe go Griswold family vacation on him and tie him up to the back and take off to go about your daily errands with the rascal "unknowingly" tied to the rear of the car

As much as I wouldn't mind this, This is what happened to my former pet. The neighbors pulled this stunt to our black/white bichon... still hurts and I wish I wouldn't go to jail for the things I imagined doing to those people...

rikelme90 · 08-30-2010, 11:55 PM

guard dog!!!!!!!!!

KEEP RT · 08-31-2010, 12:13 AM

Next time it's in the garage and wants in...........let it............1/2 way!

raqball · 08-31-2010, 03:54 AM

Cut an image of Jesus into it's hair, say it grew in that way, and sell it on eBay for thousands just like the Jesus toast person did...

007s 'Vert · 08-31-2010, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GrinderSS

LOL! Damn you guys are killing me. I do have a small lake behind my house with a coulple medium sized gators. I should toss him in and if he can make it to shore before the gators get him we'll keep him.

Make sure to tie the cat to a cinder block first before you toss it in........I just love gators.

I own exotic birds and the cat decided to try and make lunch out of it, so...........I got bigger birds! from an African Grey who loves to terrorized the cat every chance it gets to Macaws that are actually twice the size of the cat.
Well......Now that the cat has only half of it's tail left and half of an ear, it has decided that 'birds' are not its thing anymore.

garcmol · 08-31-2010, 06:03 AM

You didn't see the news from England? j/k, I deal with the neighbors cat camping out on the roof of the car. Never seen it there, just it's dirty paw prints up and down the glass, trunk, roof.

And birds love our mirrors too.

SIN R G · 08-31-2010, 07:05 AM

Do you know someone who has a Mustang, if you do give the cat to him. Nobody will care if a Mustang gets scratched. If not, I would for sure de-claw the lil bast**d.

tradosaurus · 08-31-2010, 07:08 AM

Just make sure you are not captured on video disposing of your cat like that one lady in England who threw a cat in the garbage.

Skyblu · 08-31-2010, 07:09 AM

take it and drive far far far away and let it out but make sure it's really far away because it WILL come back! Then she will think it just ran away or got killed by another animal or something.

08-30-2010, 11:45 PM	#44
derklug Drives: 12 Boss 302 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Grand Rapids, Mi Posts: 1,369	Sweet and Sour or Mongolian beef.......I prefer spicey, so I'll take the Mongolian. __________________ The biggest mistakes in life come when you know exactly what you are doing.

08-30-2010, 11:46 PM	#45
Hot Tamales Drives: 2013 Camaro ZL1 Victory Red M6 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Mission, TX Posts: 637 View My Garage	Buy a dog. Big, hungry dog. __________________

08-30-2010, 11:55 PM	#49
rikelme90 Drives: 2010 black 1lt rs camaro Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: alhambra, California Posts: 146 View My Garage	guard dog!!!!!!!!! __________________ if a car resembles its owner then i guess im one sexy beast!

08-31-2010, 12:13 AM	#50
KEEP RT Wonderfully Awful Idea Drives: 2010 2SS/RS Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Battle Ground, WA Posts: 1,456 View My Garage	Next time it's in the garage and wants in...........let it............1/2 way! __________________

08-31-2010, 06:03 AM	#53
garcmol Drives: 10 1LT SIM; 91 B4C sleeper Z Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ft. Mitchell, Alabama Posts: 7,199	You didn't see the news from England? j/k, I deal with the neighbors cat camping out on the roof of the car. Never seen it there, just it's dirty paw prints up and down the glass, trunk, roof. And birds love our mirrors too. __________________ Pedders Pace Car Package, Injen CAI, Flowmaster AT, AAC Lighting, ZL1 fascia/skirts, RKSport Ram Air hood, vented fenders, painted stripes (Gary's Customz), Honor and Valor badged (Thank you, John)

08-31-2010, 03:54 AM	#51
raqball Drives: 2010 Camaro Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: California Posts: 636	Cut an image of Jesus into it's hair, say it grew in that way, and sell it on eBay for thousands just like the Jesus toast person did...

08-31-2010, 07:05 AM	#54
SIN R G Drives: 2008 VW R32, 2011 Synergy Green 2SS Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Randolph, Wisconsin Posts: 1,544	Do you know someone who has a Mustang, if you do give the cat to him. Nobody will care if a Mustang gets scratched. If not, I would for sure de-claw the lil bast**d.

08-31-2010, 07:08 AM	#55
tradosaurus Account Suspended Drives: 2010 F150 Lariat, Candy Red Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,279	Just make sure you are not captured on video disposing of your cat like that one lady in England who threw a cat in the garbage.

08-31-2010, 07:09 AM	#56
Skyblu Drives: 2010 Aqua blue 2SS/RS M6 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 993	take it and drive far far far away and let it out but make sure it's really far away because it WILL come back! Then she will think it just ran away or got killed by another animal or something.

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