11-20-2011, 02:33 PM | #1 |
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IMHO, I'm a pretty funny guy
Yesterday at the grocery store, a Priius parked next to me just as I was returning to my car (2011 SS). As he got out of his car he said, with some contempt, "Why do you want to drive a car like that"? I replied, " the more important questions is, Why do you want to drive a mechanical ****roach".
There are so many Prius's in my neighborhood, that my wife and I liken them to ****roaches, though there are few real ****roaches around here. They are not allowed, by code. |
11-20-2011, 02:36 PM | #2 |
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Don't forget to inform them of all the fiberglass, and composite pieces on his car, miles of wire and circuit boards and the energy required to produce/maintain his vehicle.
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11-20-2011, 02:39 PM | #3 |
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Is there an automatic naughty word filter on this board?
In the future I'll type in "bleep" roaches. Pretty funny.
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11-20-2011, 02:41 PM | #4 |
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moved to the off topic section
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11-20-2011, 02:43 PM | #5 |
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you can't say ****roach?
edit: hahahahahah holy crap. c0ckroach. <--- winning ***** ****** hahah this is funny. okay, I'm done. But anywho.... people that drive a prius... smh.
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11-20-2011, 02:46 PM | #6 |
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You really can't say phuckin roaches
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11-20-2011, 02:49 PM | #7 |
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Great whit! I'd of plowed his ego down like a row of decaying corn stalks, by firing back with " To make ( intrusive sniveling peeps or your choice of naughty words).......... like you, feel worse about your manhood than you do already". lmao
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11-20-2011, 02:49 PM | #8 |
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Yes due to past members that were using blatant profanity... Trying to maintain a family friendly atmosphere requires steps occasionally...
Everyone still knows what you're trying to say...like the area where pilots sit in an airplane... ****pit...
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11-20-2011, 02:54 PM | #9 | |
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Quote:
or ****erspaniel |
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11-20-2011, 02:57 PM | #11 |
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Thats just dumb... considering most cuss words still go though.
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11-20-2011, 02:58 PM | #12 |
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11-20-2011, 02:58 PM | #13 |
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Or PMC's picture about the pull along toys either.
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"Oh really, well i wouldnt drive a new lexus, let alone some rusted out POS like that... sorry for your luck" |
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