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Tecca · 06-11-2013, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamaroDreams07

Took notes as I watched part 1:

Muttonchops and goatee- I hate this guy already
He said "fave"- see above
Working in direct sunlight- stupid
Abrasive sponges are never necessary and cause tons of damage
"clean water and dirty water" lol
"normally aspirated" lol
No suds at all- swirl city
Way too much pressure
Second mitt is actually a good idea
"your car makes more black stuff because your tune is too rich"
Clay bars don't remove imperfections
Clay bars don't remove anything when you use them like that
Chamois are garbage, let's move past the 1980s tech.
He actually vacuums properly. So that's something

Man I can't wait for you to do video 2. It gets worse lol. Brilliant post Matt

CamaroDreams07 · 06-11-2013, 10:39 PM

Lol I also posted that list as a comment on his video.

CamaroDreams07 · 06-11-2013, 10:52 PM

Part 2

Already tired of this intro animation
Built in Autozone ad? Classy
The wheels would've been much better off if left on the car..and then driven far away from you
See how quickly he runs out of detailing stuff to talk about. Adderall
Yeah use a brush on your "one-off" custom wheels. Sweet
George would shit himself if he saw what you were doing to those wheels
You don't "apply" polish
If you don't use cheap walmart products they're labeled correctly
That's not polishing. What a bald moron
Wipe on-wipe off polish. Wow.
Need to buy Mo a bigger shirt
Looks like a fat Roshan.
Jeweling with a yellow pad. Mo is as bad as Baldy
Lol @ Rain-X. Nothing else needs to be said
Notice how much he says "Let's see what happens" while he's "educating" us?
Oh, now it's a compound. Made a big deal of it being a polish a minute ago.
Wax doesn't haze
Look how disgusting that interior dressing looks
Moron. Those lips aren't polished.
My detailing tip is please don't ever touch a car again

ChadG · 06-11-2013, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamaroDreams07

Part 2

The wheels would've been much better off if left on the car..and then driven far away from you

Looks like a fat Roshan.

Poor Roshan

Tecca · 06-11-2013, 11:50 PM

LMFAO Matt I don't think you missed a thing. I still love the jeweling with a yellow pad the most.

AmericanMuscleCars · 06-12-2013, 04:17 PM

I feel bad for roshan, lol. Bahahahaha, this needs to be called what not to do, and just have people take notes all the time.

charlietuna · 06-12-2013, 07:23 PM

I JUST PI$$ED MYSELF I LAUGHED SO HARD ...... made my day Matt thank you

kostnkost · 06-12-2013, 08:06 PM

What a chooch

Quote:

Looks like a fat Roshan.

nUcLeArEnVoY · 06-13-2013, 09:10 AM

His car probably wins boatloads of shows and he's also most likely revered as a detailing guru amongst normal car enthusiast circles. That's the sad truth to take away from all this. :|

In the Camaro club I was formerly a member of, we had a member with an IOM and at every show, I swear he would sit there with an Autozone microfiber just rubbing, rubbing, rubbing into his door/fender/what-have-you with QD for minutes at a time before moving onto the next panel. The force he applied made it look like his car cheated on him and he was trying to smother it. A couple years from now, staring into his paint will probably be like staring into a holographic Pokémon card.

And yet the dude displays upwards of 6+ trophies.

Dani knows of whom I speak.

Tecca · 06-13-2013, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nUcLeArEnVoY

His car probably wins boatloads of shows and he's also most likely revered as a detailing guru amongst normal car enthusiast circles. That's the sad truth to take away from all this. :|

In the Camaro club I was formerly a member of, we had a member with an IOM and at every show, I swear he would sit there with an Autozone microfiber just rubbing, rubbing, rubbing into his door/fender/what-have-you with QD for minutes at a time before moving onto the next panel. The force he applied made it look like his car cheated on him and he was trying to smother it. A couple years from now, staring into his paint will probably be like staring into a holographic Pokémon card.

And yet the dude displays upwards of 6+ trophies.

Dani knows of whom I speak.

That is the best thing I have read all week

strych9 · 06-13-2013, 10:53 AM

This thread is just awesome. Matt, come to Omaha and detail my car. I love you, man.

WiSSDiver · 06-13-2013, 02:04 PM

I like the closing. "If you suck, I'm deleting your comment." Way to keep it classy mutton chop boy

Tecca · 06-13-2013, 11:56 PM

Umm, I am speechless right now. I was just re-watching some of ammo NYC youtube videos and guess who popped up that bald headed moron. What is Larry thinking standing next to him.

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AmericanMuscleCars · 06-14-2013, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecca

Umm, I am speechless right now. I was just re-watching some of ammo NYC youtube videos and guess who popped up that bald headed moron. What is Larry thinking standing next to him.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

06-11-2013, 10:39 PM	#30
CamaroDreams07 Drives: Slow V6 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: East Lansing, MI Posts: 9,361 View My Garage	Lol I also posted that list as a comment on his video. __________________ [B]

06-11-2013, 10:52 PM	#31
CamaroDreams07 Drives: Slow V6 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: East Lansing, MI Posts: 9,361 View My Garage	Part 2 Already tired of this intro animation Built in Autozone ad? Classy The wheels would've been much better off if left on the car..and then driven far away from you See how quickly he runs out of detailing stuff to talk about. Adderall Yeah use a brush on your "one-off" custom wheels. Sweet George would shit himself if he saw what you were doing to those wheels You don't "apply" polish If you don't use cheap walmart products they're labeled correctly That's not polishing. What a bald moron Wipe on-wipe off polish. Wow. Need to buy Mo a bigger shirt Looks like a fat Roshan. Jeweling with a yellow pad. Mo is as bad as Baldy Lol @ Rain-X. Nothing else needs to be said Notice how much he says "Let's see what happens" while he's "educating" us? Oh, now it's a compound. Made a big deal of it being a polish a minute ago. Wax doesn't haze Look how disgusting that interior dressing looks Moron. Those lips aren't polished. My detailing tip is please don't ever touch a car again __________________ [B]

06-12-2013, 07:23 PM	#35
charlietuna Drives: 2013 ZL1 Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,342 View My Garage	I JUST PI$$ED MYSELF I LAUGHED SO HARD ...... made my day Matt thank you __________________ Laus Deo

06-13-2013, 10:53 AM	#39
strych9 I'll be back... Drives: Subaru, HD Road Glide Special Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 3,036 View My Garage	This thread is just awesome. Matt, come to Omaha and detail my car. I love you, man. __________________ Bye bye, Bumblebee! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Build Journal My Garage GoPro Mic Hack

06-13-2013, 02:04 PM	#40
WiSSDiver Drives: 1968 Coupe, 2010 2SS, 2011 2SS/RS Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: WIsconsin Posts: 1,252 View My Garage	I like the closing. "If you suck, I'm deleting your comment." Way to keep it classy mutton chop boy __________________

06-11-2013, 11:50 PM	#33
Tecca . Drives: ... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,380	LMFAO Matt I don't think you missed a thing. I still love the jeweling with a yellow pad the most.

06-12-2013, 04:17 PM	#34
AmericanMuscleCars Teenage Dream Camaro Drives: A Visually Stunning Camaro Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Florida Posts: 1,722	I feel bad for roshan, lol. Bahahahaha, this needs to be called what not to do, and just have people take notes all the time.

06-13-2013, 09:10 AM	#37
nUcLeArEnVoY Oldbie that nobody knows Drives: 2011 1SS/RS M6 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Homestead, FL Posts: 3,459 View My Garage	His car probably wins boatloads of shows and he's also most likely revered as a detailing guru amongst normal car enthusiast circles. That's the sad truth to take away from all this. :\| In the Camaro club I was formerly a member of, we had a member with an IOM and at every show, I swear he would sit there with an Autozone microfiber just rubbing, rubbing, rubbing into his door/fender/what-have-you with QD for minutes at a time before moving onto the next panel. The force he applied made it look like his car cheated on him and he was trying to smother it. A couple years from now, staring into his paint will probably be like staring into a holographic Pokémon card. And yet the dude displays upwards of 6+ trophies. Dani knows of whom I speak.

06-13-2013, 11:56 PM	#41
Tecca . Drives: ... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,380	Umm, I am speechless right now. I was just re-watching some of ammo NYC youtube videos and guess who popped up that bald headed moron. What is Larry thinking standing next to him. .