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05-07-2012, 08:11 PM
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Try not to laugh...haha
A family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. They father and sone were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by the two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?" The father (having never seen an elevator" responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what that is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the old lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentually. They continued to watch until it reached the last number. Then the numbers began to light up in reverse order. The walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptious 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma...."  Don't be a hard ass and say "ohhh I didn't laugh this joke sucks" 
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05-07-2012, 08:13 PM
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05-07-2012, 08:26 PM
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LOL.
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05-07-2012, 08:40 PM
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Lol
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05-07-2012, 09:03 PM
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05-07-2012, 09:14 PM
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Bumblebee1961
Drives: 2012 Camaro SS Transformers Edition Join Date: Apr 2010
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05-07-2012, 09:21 PM
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05-07-2012, 09:24 PM
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05-07-2012, 09:28 PM
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DAP-ONE [COTW - 12/23/13]
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05-07-2012, 09:29 PM
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..... I don't get it.....
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05-07-2012, 09:32 PM
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Kitchen counter slappin' funny.
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05-07-2012, 09:36 PM
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