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zebra · 01-29-2009, 05:08 AM

blackZbandit · 01-29-2009, 11:34 PM

This isn't exactly Camaro related but damnit if it isn't the funniest thing I've read online in FOREVER!!! Apparently this kid that drives some fart-can Honda got ticketed for street racing in Florida a few weeks ago. Later that night he gets tickted again for driving too slow (doing 40 in a 55) and goes to an online forum to see if he can get some info on fighting the ticket as the officer wrote down the wrong speed limit (it was actually 50mph). Here's his original post:

Quote:

well i was at the street races a few weeks ago and i was racing when i started to slow down and got to about 90 i got pulled over...after everything and about an hour later i got a ticket for going to SLOW lol he wrote down doing 40mph in a 55 lol but the speed limit was 50mph on that road lol can i fight that , it was a 250$ ticket for going to slow wtf

About 3 posts down user M Davis replies:

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Disclaimer - this is assuming you were the moron racing on John Young past Walmart (near the roadside crosses where those 3 girls were killed in a street racing crash). If not, then I had someone just as idiotic do the same thing.

You just don't understand a break when I give you one. Please take me to court so I can print this out and show the judge.

I almost fell out of my seat when I read this!!!

This thread is about 51 pages long at the time I'm making this post... you want to see it for yourself here ya go!

http://www.orlandoforums.com/forum/s...d.php?t=126522

joes3rdcamaro82/91/2010 · 01-29-2009, 11:38 PM

LOL yes yes AWSOME!!

*Milk 1027* · 01-29-2009, 11:38 PM

http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12416

Still funny though. Worth taking another look at.

Just something too think about. He posted this in a section called "ask an officer" as if his post wasn't dumb enough.

blackZbandit · 01-29-2009, 11:41 PM

I think this officially proves that ricers are born missing a chromosome

*Mindz* · 01-30-2009, 12:15 AM

Quote:

It's funny how this dickhead has this in his sig:

H.E.A.R.T=Honda Enthusicits Against Ricer Trash

Yet it's clear he fits the description as to what ricer trash is.

Dumb Mother****er of the Year award definitely goes to you.

This ends the thread.

Rogue Leader · 01-30-2009, 06:58 AM

EPIC FAIL

Ctrain24 · 01-30-2009, 05:15 PM

Post #44 is priceless

*Camaro_Corvette* · 01-30-2009, 05:19 PM

Emoticons cannot express! OMFG ROTFLMFAO! That is so F'd up. Man that is funny.

MrIcky · 01-30-2009, 05:26 PM

It's both funny and sad

kanys · 01-30-2009, 05:42 PM

LOL thanks for the good laugh, what an idiot.

AngryAmish · 01-30-2009, 05:57 PM

OWNED!!

GatorBlue371 · 01-30-2009, 06:01 PM

Ricers.

nUcLeArEnVoY · 01-30-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorBlue371

Ricers.

... how? Can people really be this stupid? I thought mothernature had codes in which to train the nervous system to think logically, and if not you were retarded... oh wait.

That kid can officially never sign on again. I can only imagine his PMs.

01-29-2009, 05:08 AM	#29
zebra just can't seem to leave Drives: your mom wild!! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: cold & windy Posts: 10,625 View My Garage	__________________ Eve ('00 FRC): hot-air intake Rowan ('09 H3): 5spd mom-mobile Penny ('99 Sierra): 5.3 / HD 5spd... gone but not forgotten Samson ('18 HD): compounded 408

01-29-2009, 11:38 PM	#32
Milk 1027 Camaro➎ moderator Drives: '13 BLK 1LE Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 13,567 View My Garage	http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12416 Still funny though. Worth taking another look at. Just something too think about. He posted this in a section called "ask an officer" as if his post wasn't dumb enough. __________________

01-29-2009, 11:41 PM	#33
blackZbandit Drives: BLACK ON BLACK 2012 CAMARO SS Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: LOS ANGELES, CA Posts: 743 View My Garage	I think this officially proves that ricers are born missing a chromosome __________________ BLACK CAR + FLAT BLACK STRIPES + BLACK WHEELS = BLK PW3R!! **Thanks to Silver Streak for the pic I used to make this sig**

01-30-2009, 06:58 AM	#35
Rogue Leader Iatefiberglassinsulation Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS M6 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Long Island Posts: 3,601 View My Garage	EPIC FAIL __________________ 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS - was daily driver, now toy 2020 Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio - Daily Driver 2017 Mercedes Benz GLE 350 - Wifes Car 2008 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD LT 6.0 - Tow Vehicle 1991 Alfa Romeo 164S - Project Car 1994 Volkswagen Golf - Race Car "Like" my race team on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/farfrumwinnin

01-30-2009, 05:19 PM	#37
Camaro_Corvette 36.58625, -121.7568 Drives: Team 1LE Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Earth Posts: 23,709 View My Garage	Emoticons cannot express! OMFG ROTFLMFAO! That is so F'd up. Man that is funny. __________________ I am seriously never serious vv V vv Next order of business

01-29-2009, 11:38 PM	#31
joes3rdcamaro82/91/2010 Z28 Hold Out! Drives: 2000 Monte Carlo SS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wichita, Ks. Posts: 354	LOL yes yes AWSOME!!

01-30-2009, 05:15 PM	#36
Ctrain24 Drives: 2010 Camaro SS/RS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York Posts: 515	Post #44 is priceless

01-30-2009, 05:26 PM	#38
MrIcky Drives: Dodge Ram Megacab & Cobalt SS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Boise Posts: 1,536	It's both funny and sad

01-30-2009, 05:42 PM	#39
kanys Drives: 2010 Camaro Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Houston Posts: 872	LOL thanks for the good laugh, what an idiot.

01-30-2009, 05:57 PM	#40
AngryAmish Drives: Impala Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa. Posts: 813	OWNED!!

01-30-2009, 06:01 PM	#41
GatorBlue371 Drives: vrooooom vrooooom Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 1,375	Ricers. __________________ "With a light touch on the brakes, run the revs up a bit. Slip off the brake and bury the throttle. There's a light chirp as tires scratch for bite. Then comes a sub-5.0-second sled ride to 60 mph. A tick over 13.0 sec. and you're through the quarter-mile. It's a rush, of course, but not overly dramatic. Try the same thing with this pair's predecessors of 1970 or so and you'll find yourself in a bit of a wrestling match. Ain't progress wonderful? Maybe yes, and maybe sometimes it's fun to wrestle."

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