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CLFJUMPR · 09-22-2009, 09:37 PM

Lovin' the Mad Libs....I feel like I'm back in 6th grade

Angelina · 09-22-2009, 09:38 PM

So I went to Sears with a friend cuz he was getting a Craftsman Drill and I took my Dewalt, just for giggles, to see what would happen.
Anyway, this Sears has a lot of Craftsman and they sell a bunch of Makita. Anyway, long story short I had just about every salesman in the building
come out to look at my Dewalt. They were all commenting on how my Dewalt looked tougher than any of the Drills they had ever sold or used
and how they thought my Dewalt would out drill and out screw theirs ... One salesman even told me he would never buy a Makita! haha!

Anyway, I had lots of fun and made a couple new Shelves at Sears

AngryAmish · 09-22-2009, 10:15 PM

Everything past this post is pointless. None will be better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny

So I went to the Brothel with a friend cuz he was looking for lovin and I took my wife along, just for giggles, to see what would happen. Anyway, this Madam sells lovin like crazy and they have a bunch of girls. Anyway, long story short I had just about every John in the building come out to look at my wife. They were all commenting on how my wife looked sexier than any of the girls they had ever rented or seen and how they thought the wife would smoke the other girls.... One john even told me he had had my wife and would never rent another girl again! haha!

Anyway, I had lots of fun and made a couple new buddies at the Brothel

*Camaro_Corvette* · 09-22-2009, 10:22 PM

This can't be real....

*Camaro_Corvette* · 09-22-2009, 10:22 PM

*Camaro_Corvette* · 09-22-2009, 10:23 PM

*Camaro_Corvette* · 09-22-2009, 10:24 PM

IROCanSS · 09-22-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryAmish

Everything past this post is pointless. None will be better.

100% agree.

hc8719 · 09-22-2009, 10:38 PM

So I went to the STD CLINIC with a friend cuz he was looking at IMMUNIZATIONS and I took my Genital Herpes along, just for giggles, to see what would happen. Anyway, this clinic cures STDs like crazy and they have a bunch of Immunizations. Anyway, long story short I had just about every doctor, nurse, receptionist, and patient in the building come out to look at my scorching case of herpes. They were all commenting on how my herpes looked cooler than any of the chamydia they had ever cured or seen and how they thought the scorching case of herpes would smoke any other STD... One junkie even told me he had a case of herpes and would never try another STD! haha!

Anyway, I had lots of fun and made a couple new buddies at the clinic.

Sher525 · 09-22-2009, 10:58 PM

So I went to the local Farmers Market with a friend cuz she was looking for pumpkins and I took my melons along, just for giggles, to see what would happen. Anyway, this market sells fruit like crazy and they have a large variety. Anyway, long story short I had just about every farmer in the market come over to look at my melons. They were all commenting on how my melons looked fresher than any of the fruit that they had seen or sold and would out taste any other fruit. One farmer even told me she wished she had nice melons but would have to buy them !! Haha

Anyway, I had lots of fun and met a couple new buddies at the Farmers Market

FenwickHockey65 · 09-22-2009, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hc8719

So I went to the STD CLINIC with a friend cuz he was looking at IMMUNIZATIONS and I took my Genital Herpes along, just for giggles, to see what would happen. Anyway, this clinic cures STDs like crazy and they have a bunch of Immunizations. Anyway, long story short I had just about every doctor, nurse, receptionist, and patient in the building come out to look at my scorching case of herpes. They were all commenting on how my herpes looked cooler than any of the chamydia they had ever cured or seen and how they thought the scorching case of herpes would smoke any other STD... One junkie even told me he had a case of herpes and would never try another STD! haha!

Anyway, I had lots of fun and made a couple new buddies at the clinic.

Oh my God...

Mason44 · 09-23-2009, 12:22 AM

lol thats just to funny

joerod97 · 09-23-2009, 12:25 AM

So I went to the strip club with a friend because he was looking to buy........

joerod97 · 09-23-2009, 12:26 AM

Fenwick , yours was great!

09-22-2009, 09:37 PM	#43
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09-22-2009, 09:38 PM	#44
Angelina . Drives: 2010 Camaro! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 413	So I went to Sears with a friend cuz he was getting a Craftsman Drill and I took my Dewalt, just for giggles, to see what would happen. Anyway, this Sears has a lot of Craftsman and they sell a bunch of Makita. Anyway, long story short I had just about every salesman in the building come out to look at my Dewalt. They were all commenting on how my Dewalt looked tougher than any of the Drills they had ever sold or used and how they thought my Dewalt would out drill and out screw theirs ... One salesman even told me he would never buy a Makita! haha! Anyway, I had lots of fun and made a couple new Shelves at Sears __________________ Proud Owner of 7 Chevys. Drives: 2SS RS, IOM, Auto, Sunroof Delivered: 5/15/09

09-22-2009, 10:22 PM	#46
Camaro_Corvette 36.58625, -121.7568 Drives: Team 1LE Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Earth Posts: 23,709 View My Garage	This can't be real.... __________________ I am seriously never serious vv V vv Next order of business

09-22-2009, 10:22 PM	#47
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09-22-2009, 10:23 PM	#48
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09-22-2009, 10:24 PM	#49
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09-22-2009, 10:38 PM	#51
hc8719 Drives: Grand Prix GT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toledo Posts: 22	So I went to the STD CLINIC with a friend cuz he was looking at IMMUNIZATIONS and I took my Genital Herpes along, just for giggles, to see what would happen. Anyway, this clinic cures STDs like crazy and they have a bunch of Immunizations. Anyway, long story short I had just about every doctor, nurse, receptionist, and patient in the building come out to look at my scorching case of herpes. They were all commenting on how my herpes looked cooler than any of the chamydia they had ever cured or seen and how they thought the scorching case of herpes would smoke any other STD... One junkie even told me he had a case of herpes and would never try another STD! haha! Anyway, I had lots of fun and made a couple new buddies at the clinic.

09-22-2009, 10:58 PM	#52
Sher525 CAMAROLIOUS Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 62 View My Garage	So I went to the local Farmers Market with a friend cuz she was looking for pumpkins and I took my melons along, just for giggles, to see what would happen. Anyway, this market sells fruit like crazy and they have a large variety. Anyway, long story short I had just about every farmer in the market come over to look at my melons. They were all commenting on how my melons looked fresher than any of the fruit that they had seen or sold and would out taste any other fruit. One farmer even told me she wished she had nice melons but would have to buy them !! Haha Anyway, I had lots of fun and met a couple new buddies at the Farmers Market

09-23-2009, 12:22 AM	#54
Mason44 Drives: 2011 2SS Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 376	lol thats just to funny

09-23-2009, 12:25 AM	#55
joerod97 Chevy Man Drives: 2010 2ss -black/black Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Folsom,ca Posts: 433 View My Garage	So I went to the strip club with a friend because he was looking to buy........

09-23-2009, 12:26 AM	#56
joerod97 Chevy Man Drives: 2010 2ss -black/black Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Folsom,ca Posts: 433 View My Garage	Fenwick , yours was great!

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