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kickasswelch69 · 11-30-2012, 02:35 PM

So a Camaro drives onto the strip, the challenger and mustang drop their tailpipes and prius outta there...

kickasswelch69 · 11-30-2012, 02:36 PM

Blonde In The Mustang
A man was stopped at a red light when a fantastic looking blonde pulled up beside him in a really hot Mustang convertible.
Trying to start a conversation, the man asked, "Hey,..... how many horses you got under the hood?"
The blonde looked at the man bewildered, and replied, "Well,.... there's one on the left side, one on the right side,. ...... and oh yeah, there's one on that little front thingy."

ChrisBlair · 11-30-2012, 05:30 PM

Best Mustang joke?

1974 to 1978

Angrybird 12 · 11-30-2012, 05:37 PM

Be prepared for an onslaught from the Ford guys defending their Pony. That's about all these type threads do. It draws them out of the woodwork like roaches after dark.

RiCorvette · 11-30-2012, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ChrisBlair

Best Mustang joke?

1974 to 1978

Sadly, I was part of that joke, as my wife occasionally reminds me

GaBoy25 · 11-30-2012, 06:14 PM

What do you call a mustang with brakes?: Customized.**

ICTsccaCamaro · 11-30-2012, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Angrybird 12

Be prepared for an onslaught from the Ford guys defending their Pony. That's about all these type threads do. It draws them out of the woodwork like roaches after dark.

This im always amazed at the amount of mustang owner and drivers that are on this forum?

Heaven_is_inferno_orange · 12-01-2012, 06:16 PM

trewyn15 · 12-01-2012, 06:20 PM

The real joke is the Mustang itself.

Dznts · 12-02-2012, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by trewyn15

The real joke is the Mustang itself.

AdamZ · 12-02-2012, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisBlair

Best Mustang joke?

1974 to 1978

Best one

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Originally Posted by ICTsccaCamaro

This im always amazed at the amount of mustang owner and drivers that are on this forum?

Our forums are way more fun and interesting than the Mustang forums. I am a member on most of them.

kickasswelch69 · 12-03-2012, 10:16 AM

yeahh i gotta say, 74-78 was complete and total sh**. i mean, come on! What gets more retarded than King Cobra? Only the mustang! Because we Camaro's are small viscous animals that eat mustangs!

Darkstar November · 12-03-2012, 10:35 AM

i completely agree to the 74-78 comments lol

Stingray · 12-03-2012, 10:46 AM

Without the Mustang... there may not have been a Camaro/Firebird. History could have been rewritten. BTW, I agree the 2nd gen Mustangs were a joke.

11-30-2012, 02:35 PM	#1
kickasswelch69 Future Underwater Welder Drives: 1991 Mazda B2200 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kennewick,Washington Posts: 271 View My Garage	Mustang Jokes So a Camaro drives onto the strip, the challenger and mustang drop their tailpipes and prius outta there... __________________ COPO9560!! So let the Lords light in us all shine bright like a fire, and do His will for others. For this is what He did for Us. My future mods: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=271793

11-30-2012, 02:36 PM	#2
kickasswelch69 Future Underwater Welder Drives: 1991 Mazda B2200 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kennewick,Washington Posts: 271 View My Garage	Blonde In The Mustang A man was stopped at a red light when a fantastic looking blonde pulled up beside him in a really hot Mustang convertible. Trying to start a conversation, the man asked, "Hey,..... how many horses you got under the hood?" The blonde looked at the man bewildered, and replied, "Well,.... there's one on the left side, one on the right side,. ...... and oh yeah, there's one on that little front thingy." __________________ COPO9560!! So let the Lords light in us all shine bright like a fire, and do His will for others. For this is what He did for Us. My future mods: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=271793

11-30-2012, 05:30 PM	#3
ChrisBlair Buick 455 Fan Drives: 1970 Buick, 2012 1SS LS3 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Boston MA Posts: 5,957	Best Mustang joke? 1974 to 1978 __________________

11-30-2012, 05:37 PM	#4
Angrybird 12 7 year Cancer Survivor! Drives: 17 Cruze RS, 07 G6 GT, 99 Astro Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 21,547	Be prepared for an onslaught from the Ford guys defending their Pony. That's about all these type threads do. It draws them out of the woodwork like roaches after dark. __________________ Cancer's a bitch! Enjoy life while you can! LIVE, LOVE, DRIVE... The Bird is the word!

12-01-2012, 06:16 PM	#8
Heaven_is_inferno_orange Savage Setsuna Drives: 16' 2SS, 12 ZL1, RIP Sasuke Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Fort Knox KY Posts: 1,379 View My Garage	__________________ Sasuke's Build Thread http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5352161&posted=1#post5352161

12-01-2012, 06:20 PM	#9
trewyn15 Drives: 2004 Monte Carlo LS Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Janesville, WI Posts: 2,414	The real joke is the Mustang itself. __________________ 2004 Monte Carlo LS - 1966 AMC Rambler Rebel Classic - 2000 Trans Am WS6

12-03-2012, 10:16 AM	#12
kickasswelch69 Future Underwater Welder Drives: 1991 Mazda B2200 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kennewick,Washington Posts: 271 View My Garage	yeahh i gotta say, 74-78 was complete and total sh**. i mean, come on! What gets more retarded than King Cobra? Only the mustang! Because we Camaro's are small viscous animals that eat mustangs! __________________ COPO9560!! So let the Lords light in us all shine bright like a fire, and do His will for others. For this is what He did for Us. My future mods: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=271793

12-03-2012, 10:35 AM	#13
Darkstar November Drives: 2011 Mustang GT Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: south florida Posts: 262	i completely agree to the 74-78 comments lol

12-03-2012, 10:46 AM	#14
Stingray just can't get enough Drives: a bunch of fast toys... Join Date: May 2012 Location: SoFla Posts: 3,605 View My Garage	Without the Mustang... there may not have been a Camaro/Firebird. History could have been rewritten. BTW, I agree the 2nd gen Mustangs were a joke.