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Stewart · 07-07-2016, 09:38 AM

With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky, push-up bra, and, pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting it drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:

"Go look in the garage."

JAX CAMARO · 07-07-2016, 09:42 AM

qcman · 07-07-2016, 09:44 AM

LOL that was great! thx for this one....

Spec · 07-07-2016, 09:50 AM

lol, good one. Joke thread?

...

Q: What's the difference between a Mustang and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!

Q: How do you make a Mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Q: What is found on the last two pages of every Mustang owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.

Q: What do they do with junked Mustang?
A: Recycle them into tin cans.

Q: Why do Mustang owners never carry a map?
A: It'll never get far enough to get lost!

Q: What do you call a Mustang at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call two Mustang at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: How do you double the value of a Mustang?
A: Fill up the gas tank.

Q: What do you call a Mustang with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: How do you make a Mustang go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a Mustang?
A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.

Q: Why don't Mustangs sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
A: The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q: What do you call Mustangs passengers?
A: Shock absorbers.

Q: How do you improve the appearance of a Mustang?
A: Park it between two 914s.

Q: What makes a Mustang go faster?
A: A tow truck.

Q: What do you call a Mustang with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.

Q: What is the smallest part of a Mustang?
A: The owner's brain.

Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Mustang?
A: A scrap dealer.

Q: What does a Mustang buyer do to look sophisticated?
A: Wears dark glasses.

Q: How do you tell the Mustang buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?
A: Their the ones with the white sticks.

Q: Why do they give away free TVs with Mustang?
A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.

Q: What do you call a Mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: What is the difference between a Mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

Q: What's the best part of owning a Mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

Q: What do Mustangss and Ferarris have in common?
A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a Mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.

Gayton81 · 07-07-2016, 12:22 PM

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Welker2 · 07-07-2016, 12:34 PM

maddoggyusa · 07-07-2016, 03:17 PM

good one stewart!!

jcampos · 07-07-2016, 03:23 PM

"knock knock"

Stewart · 07-07-2016, 03:35 PM

who's there....... had to do it

Freddy G · 07-07-2016, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewart

With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky, push-up bra, and, pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting it drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:

"Go look in the garage."

So, she's saying she crashed the Camaro?! Haha, I got it finally!

Mike J · 07-07-2016, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewart

who's there....... had to do it

Knock knock again

Whoomba · 07-07-2016, 05:26 PM

Who's there again?

Tenring · 07-07-2016, 05:27 PM

Homeless Man · 07-07-2016, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcampos

"knock knock"

You have to use premium gas in the SS

07-07-2016, 09:38 AM	#1
Stewart Drives: 2014 Camaro 2SS RS & Ground effects Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Lower Desert Cali Posts: 1,229 View My Garage	Joke Thread ..... Lets have a laugh With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No" said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky, push-up bra, and, pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting it drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?" "No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied: "Go look in the garage." __________________ Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. MY BUILD LINK: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=484260 Last edited by Stewart; 07-08-2016 at 02:28 PM.

07-07-2016, 09:42 AM	#2
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07-07-2016, 12:22 PM	#5
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07-07-2016, 12:34 PM	#6
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07-07-2016, 03:35 PM	#9
Stewart Drives: 2014 Camaro 2SS RS & Ground effects Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Lower Desert Cali Posts: 1,229 View My Garage	who's there....... had to do it __________________ Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. MY BUILD LINK: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=484260

07-07-2016, 09:44 AM	#3
qcman Drives: 2013 Camaro 2SS RDP Tuned L99 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ottawa, Canada eh? Posts: 1,889	LOL that was great! thx for this one....

07-07-2016, 09:50 AM	#4
Spec Account Suspended Drives: 2010 Camaro 1SS LS3 Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Riverside, CA Posts: 4,018	lol, good one. Joke thread? ... Q: What's the difference between a Mustang and a Jehovah's Witness? A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness! Q: How do you make a Mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A: Push it off a cliff. Q: What is found on the last two pages of every Mustang owner's manual? A: The bus schedule. Q: What do they do with junked Mustang? A: Recycle them into tin cans. Q: Why do Mustang owners never carry a map? A: It'll never get far enough to get lost! Q: What do you call a Mustang at the top of a hill? A: A mirage. Q: What do you call two Mustang at the top of a hill? A: A miracle. Q: How do you double the value of a Mustang? A: Fill up the gas tank. Q: What do you call a Mustang with brakes? A: Customized. Q: How do you make a Mustang go faster downhill? A: Turn off the engine. Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a Mustang? A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day. Q: Why don't Mustangs sustain much damage in a front-end collision? A: The tow truck takes most of the impact. Q: What do you call Mustangs passengers? A: Shock absorbers. Q: How do you improve the appearance of a Mustang? A: Park it between two 914s. Q: What makes a Mustang go faster? A: A tow truck. Q: What do you call a Mustang with a flat tire? A: A write-off. Q: What is the smallest part of a Mustang? A: The owner's brain. Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Mustang? A: A scrap dealer. Q: What does a Mustang buyer do to look sophisticated? A: Wears dark glasses. Q: How do you tell the Mustang buyer from all the other people with dark glasses? A: Their the ones with the white sticks. Q: Why do they give away free TVs with Mustang? A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it. Q: What do you call a Mustang with twin exhausts? A: A wheelbarrow. Q: What is the difference between a Mustang and a golf ball? A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards. Q: What's the best part of owning a Mustang? A: You can always get a handicapped spot. Q: What do Mustangss and Ferarris have in common? A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a Mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.

07-07-2016, 03:17 PM	#7
maddoggyusa Drives: 2013 Camaro Dusk 2SS/6 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,586	good one stewart!!

07-07-2016, 03:23 PM	#8
jcampos Drives: 2014 Chevy Camaro SS Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: San Antonio Posts: 821	"knock knock"

07-07-2016, 05:26 PM	#12
Whoomba Drives: 2024Camaro 2SS CE Convertible Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 1,302	Who's there again?

07-07-2016, 05:27 PM	#13
Tenring Drives: 2014 2SS/RS - SIM Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Arizona Posts: 2,188