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ZZTOM · 03-20-2010, 02:19 PM

My wife and I own a small Home Heathcare & Hospice and placed an add for a accounting manager with must have experience in billing medicare, medicaid and private insurance which can be pretty complicated when they are always changing the rules. Plus we have about 40 employees so there is all the taxes and stuff to know that go along with it. Well of all the years of reading resumes this is one just left me feeling like beating my head on my desk. where do these people come from? :bangdesk:

im 31 years old male this is my basic resume i have spent the last 6 years traveling the country to see things old people say you should see before you get to old when it comes to work i can do what im asked i was a trainee at a company called hyla and the trainer asked me to go to his brothers company and be his manager i was with that company for around 2 years i did everything in the office the owners never hired a manager above me and we were all friends we sold filter queens by set appointment most stress in jobs comes from not having the right tools or the right amount of time i agree that i can do anything i am asked to do if it is able to be done as long as i have time. i can deal with pressure.
daniel

please responde via email im applying for the jobs you had on the internet

Xanthos · 03-20-2010, 02:25 PM

Wow. Thats just... wow.
- X

NoUCantDriveIt · 03-20-2010, 02:32 PM

That's.... it's....

. No, wait... that deserves an extra

. Good luck with the remaining applications, at least they will all be better than that one.

lordfriday2 · 03-20-2010, 03:35 PM

that is a paragraph, not a resume

PQ · 03-20-2010, 03:58 PM

Oh, wow. You should send him a bill for your time.

I hate reading through resumes. they all seem the same (well, so we see not all) and you have to basically find a few and flip a coin and then start the interview process. Ughhhh............ I feel for you.

*DGthe3* · 03-20-2010, 03:59 PM

Sounds perfect, except for the fact that he isn't at all what you are looking for.

Mr_Draco · 03-20-2010, 04:28 PM

He sounds just like the person you was looking for.....if you was the hiring manager at McDonalds.

nasty2ss · 03-20-2010, 04:37 PM

So did I get the Job?

ljustin293 · 03-20-2010, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZTOM

im 31 years old male this is my basic resume i have spent the last 6 years traveling the country to see things old people say you should see before you get to old when it comes to work i can do what im asked i was a trainee at a company called hyla and the trainer asked me to go to his brothers company and be his manager i was with that company for around 2 years i did everything in the office the owners never hired a manager above me and we were all friends we sold filter queens by set appointment most stress in jobs comes from not having the right tools or the right amount of time i agree that i can do anything i am asked to do if it is able to be done as long as i have time. i can deal with pressure.
daniel

please responde via email im applying for the jobs you had on the internet

two periods and no capital letters

BlackSS831 · 03-20-2010, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZTOM

My wife and I own a small Home Heathcare & Hospice and placed an add for a accounting manager with must have experience in billing medicare, medicaid and private insurance which can be pretty complicated when they are always changing the rules. Plus we have about 40 employees so there is all the taxes and stuff to know that go along with it. Well of all the years of reading resumes this is one just left me feeling like beating my head on my desk. where do these people come from? :bangdesk:

im 31 years old male this is my basic resume i have spent the last 6 years traveling the country to see things old people say you should see before you get to old when it comes to work i can do what im asked i was a trainee at a company called hyla and the trainer asked me to go to his brothers company and be his manager i was with that company for around 2 years i did everything in the office the owners never hired a manager above me and we were all friends we sold filter queens by set appointment most stress in jobs comes from not having the right tools or the right amount of time i agree that i can do anything i am asked to do if it is able to be done as long as i have time. i can deal with pressure.
daniel

please responde via email im applying for the jobs you had on the internet

monstertodd · 03-20-2010, 06:11 PM

While this person clearly doesn't know how to write a resume....

I think it's pretty unprofessional that you posted his resume on a public forum.

I would be pissed if I found out you posted my resume on a public forum. Maybe the guy is a member here, he probably isn't, but what if he was?

Mr Twisty · 03-20-2010, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monstertodd

While this person clearly doesn't know how to write a resume....

I think it's pretty unprofessional that you posted his resume on a public forum.

I would be pissed if I found out you posted my resume on a public forum. Maybe the guy is a member here, he probably isn't, but what if he was?

Since there's no contact info posted, I would say it would be a blessing in disguise, he obviously needs professional help... with his resume' anyways.

manchimp · 03-20-2010, 08:11 PM

I love getting resumes like this! At least it's not the same form one you get over and over with the generic resume maker program lines. I'm not saying I would hire him, but it sure makes for interesting reading!

Epitaph · 03-21-2010, 01:30 PM

I was working fast food a few years back (as manager) and a crew member called someone in for an interview... I had the crew member tell her that he called her in, I have never felt so bad for a person in my life. She started crying & ran out of the store. If you want to see some bad resumes, work fast-food. There's never a dull moment.

03-20-2010, 02:19 PM	#1
ZZTOM Drives: 67 Camaro 350, 2010 2SS Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Placitas, NM/Carlsbad, CA Posts: 699 View My Garage	Resume: Well ah.... You just have to read it My wife and I own a small Home Heathcare & Hospice and placed an add for a accounting manager with must have experience in billing medicare, medicaid and private insurance which can be pretty complicated when they are always changing the rules. Plus we have about 40 employees so there is all the taxes and stuff to know that go along with it. Well of all the years of reading resumes this is one just left me feeling like beating my head on my desk. where do these people come from? :bangdesk: im 31 years old male this is my basic resume i have spent the last 6 years traveling the country to see things old people say you should see before you get to old when it comes to work i can do what im asked i was a trainee at a company called hyla and the trainer asked me to go to his brothers company and be his manager i was with that company for around 2 years i did everything in the office the owners never hired a manager above me and we were all friends we sold filter queens by set appointment most stress in jobs comes from not having the right tools or the right amount of time i agree that i can do anything i am asked to do if it is able to be done as long as i have time. i can deal with pressure. daniel please responde via email im applying for the jobs you had on the internet __________________

03-20-2010, 02:25 PM	#2
Xanthos PWA Relapse Drives: Formerly-Stick Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 12,588 View My Garage	Wow. Thats just... wow. - X __________________ 2017 1LT/RS A8 Hyper Blue Metallic

03-20-2010, 03:58 PM	#5
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,716 View My Garage	Oh, wow. You should send him a bill for your time. I hate reading through resumes. they all seem the same (well, so we see not all) and you have to basically find a few and flip a coin and then start the interview process. Ughhhh............ I feel for you. __________________

03-20-2010, 03:59 PM	#6
DGthe3 Moderator.ca Drives: 05 Grand Am GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Niagara, Canada Posts: 25,372	Sounds perfect, except for the fact that he isn't at all what you are looking for. __________________ Note, if I've gotten any facts wrong in the above, just ignore any points I made with them __________________ Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors...... ........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!! __________________ Camaro Fest sub-forum

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03-20-2010, 02:32 PM	#3
NoUCantDriveIt Drives: 2SS RS M6 CGM/Black Rally Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Austin TX Posts: 5,098	That's.... it's.... . No, wait... that deserves an extra . Good luck with the remaining applications, at least they will all be better than that one.

03-20-2010, 03:35 PM	#4
lordfriday2 Proud Owner! Drives: 2010 Camaro SS RS Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 878	that is a paragraph, not a resume

03-20-2010, 04:28 PM	#7
Mr_Draco Drives: 2SS/RS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Western North Carolina Posts: 7,182	He sounds just like the person you was looking for.....if you was the hiring manager at McDonalds.

03-20-2010, 04:37 PM	#8
nasty2ss Drives: 2010 camaro 2ss IOM Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: rochester ny Posts: 767	So did I get the Job?

03-20-2010, 06:11 PM	#11
monstertodd Drives: 2010 Cyber Grey Metallic 2SS/RS M6 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tega Cay, South Carolina Posts: 4,032 View My Garage	While this person clearly doesn't know how to write a resume.... I think it's pretty unprofessional that you posted his resume on a public forum. I would be pissed if I found out you posted my resume on a public forum. Maybe the guy is a member here, he probably isn't, but what if he was?

03-20-2010, 08:11 PM	#13
manchimp Drives: 2010 CGM 2ss Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Richmond, TX Posts: 410 View My Garage	I love getting resumes like this! At least it's not the same form one you get over and over with the generic resume maker program lines. I'm not saying I would hire him, but it sure makes for interesting reading!

03-21-2010, 01:30 PM	#14
Epitaph Custom User Title Drives: Fast Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 550	I was working fast food a few years back (as manager) and a crew member called someone in for an interview... I had the crew member tell her that he called her in, I have never felt so bad for a person in my life. She started crying & ran out of the store. If you want to see some bad resumes, work fast-food. There's never a dull moment.