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02-13-2010, 12:57 AM
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Toyota jokes
Just like the title says, post up your Toyota jokes.
Toyota: Moving forward, even when you don't want to. Toyota: putting the "liability" in "reliability".
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02-13-2010, 01:30 AM
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Toyota 1st in hype, 2nd in quality.
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02-13-2010, 08:01 AM
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lol nice ones!
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02-13-2010, 08:07 AM
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02-13-2010, 08:27 AM
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CEO of the Internet
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02-13-2010, 10:48 AM
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the joke is all in the name to yo ta ....
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02-13-2010, 12:10 PM
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Booooosted.
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02-13-2010, 12:34 PM
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Quote from James May recently regarding this very subject.
At a Top Gear roadshow in Sydney, Australia, co-host James May made a joke about the global recall of Toyota Prius hybrid cars due to braking problems. The Daily Mail quotes him: "You have to laugh a bit don't you? Maybe if you're going to try to save the world through your car you have to accept that some sacrifices have to be made and one of them is stopping."
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02-13-2010, 01:27 PM
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What's the last thing to go through a Toyota owners mind? The steering column.
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The biggest mistakes in life come when you know exactly what you are doing.
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02-13-2010, 01:35 PM
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Toyota.
Moving Forward. Uncontrollably.
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In the early morning... when there's only a mere suggestion that the sun is going to bother coming up at all that day - a CGM blur accompanied by the anthem of 312 horses awakens the morning commuters from their NPR-induced stupor. Charging past the front lines in an all-or-nothing battle cry that the King has returned...
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02-13-2010, 01:39 PM
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Toyota>> If your pedal doesn't stick, and your brakes work..then your driveshaft is broken
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02-14-2010, 11:34 PM
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...A coworker of mine was going to the Chicago Autoshow this weekend... one of his first stops was to be the Toyota display... his first question? Do all of the new models come with Kamikaze mode?
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02-14-2010, 11:36 PM
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02-15-2010, 03:31 PM
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GM fix my PAINT U suck!
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Toy Auto
Toyota: Cover-up is Job 1 Toyota: Oh what a feeling.......................when that wall keeps getting closer.
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