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guerrillakilla13 · 11-03-2014, 01:53 PM

animal cruelty is no laughing matter, and I would never hurt an animal, or even a bug.

That being said, is it wrong that I sometimes fantasize about choking a bird who decided to use my clean car as a toilet? Or at least send my cat after them?? No matter where I freakin park, birds seem to love going on my car..is there any kind of deterrent I can use to keep the f'ing things away??

I don't park under trees for the most part, nor anywhere where there's something over the car. So IDK why my car is so attractive to them. But it's frustrating lol i'll tell you that.

*Camaro_Corvette* · 11-03-2014, 01:55 PM

You are not alone.

Gee · 11-03-2014, 01:58 PM

Bird feed with baking soda! JUST KIDDING. But yeah I feel you. I've learned to do some simple, but easily forgotten methods. Always try to park away from poles, above head wires, roofs, trees, parking garages etc.... Never have anything above you. It got the the point where I had to haggle with neighbors(apartment building) to get a different spot because of the morning bird sheet removal process. The neighbors car seemed immune to birds lmao. Good taste in cars for the birds? Or are they chevy haters?

Gee · 11-03-2014, 01:59 PM

Oops thought the second half of your post was your signature so i didnt read it. Yeah I cant help you there. Maybe bird seed and ba... jk

Rainbow1616 · 11-03-2014, 02:50 PM

I hate birds, They are nothing more than flying rats.

MRREVINTO7 · 11-03-2014, 02:54 PM

sucks bro i got about 50 holes in my 1LE from all the times my pellet gun missed!!!

guerrillakilla13 · 11-03-2014, 03:10 PM

haha baking soda and bird se...i mean, just bird seed it is XD

birds are disrespectful little sheets that bring nothing but diseases and crap. I strongly suggest we create a petition to ban birds from the United States.

Gee · 11-03-2014, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by guerrillakilla13

haha baking soda and bird se...i mean, just bird seed it is XD

birds are disrespectful little sheets that bring nothing but diseases and crap. I strongly suggest we create a petition to ban birds from the United States.

Lmao oh man. Park your car far away if you do this. You will have every bird within a mile exploded all over your drive way lmfaaaoooo

CruisingSpeed · 11-03-2014, 03:42 PM

Nah, nothing wrong. I'm not a bird lover, but respect them. The way I see it is if you damage something of mine you will pay.

With that being said, if your acidic shit etches my paint I will spray you out the tree with a water hose. I had to, a bird had some sloppy diarrhea all over 1/2 of my trunk and dripping below my tail lights. Looked like a paint ball hit it!

Scalded Dog · 11-03-2014, 03:54 PM

I am convinced, and have a lot of evidence to back my theory up with, that birds' sole purpose in life is to fly and shit, simultaneously. There are times that I am washing the car, and it just rains down on every surface I wash. And even when I do finish the job, an hour later, my finish will have been besmirched by the never ending bird contrails.

MRREVINTO7 · 11-03-2014, 03:58 PM

good thing we don't have pterodactyls!!!!

Gee · 11-03-2014, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

I am convinced, and have a lot of evidence to back my theory up with, that birds' sole purpose in life is to fly and shit, simultaneously. There are times that I am washing the car, and it just rains down on every surface I wash. And even when I do finish the job, an hour later, my finish will have been besmirched by the never ending bird contrails.

Maybe... Just maybe. Birds think Camaros, are the s*!t!! bu dun ts.

But yeah, birds are just dumb to me. Well they're really good at spreading disea... oh wait thats not good. Well they can fly.....into your window and cost you $500. Lol, the list goes on. Lets start a bird hater poll

sbubbaklein · 11-03-2014, 04:07 PM

I used to work at the port of Houston at car disembark point. Surveyed marine damage, nothing worse than pelican vomit. Etches paint and bones scratch surface. I noted that blue and green cars were most often bombed making me believe that birds prefer to poop over water.

Also have noted that stuffed owls tend to keep other animals away.

So paint your car red and put a giant stuffed owl on the roof.

Manbearpig · 11-03-2014, 04:07 PM

Am I too late for the $%^& birds petition?

Cause I'm totally signing that, nothing should be able to aim feces THAT WELL.

11-03-2014, 01:53 PM	#1
guerrillakilla13 Drives: 2014 Camaro 2SS RS 1LE Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Arizona Posts: 711	Birds animal cruelty is no laughing matter, and I would never hurt an animal, or even a bug. That being said, is it wrong that I sometimes fantasize about choking a bird who decided to use my clean car as a toilet? Or at least send my cat after them?? No matter where I freakin park, birds seem to love going on my car..is there any kind of deterrent I can use to keep the f'ing things away?? I don't park under trees for the most part, nor anywhere where there's something over the car. So IDK why my car is so attractive to them. But it's frustrating lol i'll tell you that.

11-03-2014, 01:55 PM	#2
Camaro_Corvette 36.58625, -121.7568 Drives: Team 1LE Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Earth Posts: 23,709 View My Garage	You are not alone. __________________ I am seriously never serious vv V vv Next order of business

11-03-2014, 03:42 PM	#9
CruisingSpeed The Stealth Bumblebee Drives: Black 2013 2LS Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: SW of Houston Posts: 1,385	Nah, nothing wrong. I'm not a bird lover, but respect them. The way I see it is if you damage something of mine you will pay. With that being said, if your acidic shit etches my paint I will spray you out the tree with a water hose. I had to, a bird had some sloppy diarrhea all over 1/2 of my trunk and dripping below my tail lights. Looked like a paint ball hit it! __________________ KILLER BEE

11-03-2014, 04:07 PM	#13
sbubbaklein Drives: early 2011 Camaro convertible Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: House Springs, Mo Posts: 2,002 View My Garage	I used to work at the port of Houston at car disembark point. Surveyed marine damage, nothing worse than pelican vomit. Etches paint and bones scratch surface. I noted that blue and green cars were most often bombed making me believe that birds prefer to poop over water. Also have noted that stuffed owls tend to keep other animals away. So paint your car red and put a giant stuffed owl on the roof. __________________ Early 2011 LT Convertible, ZL1 bumper, hood, side skirts, belly pan and wheels, Truecarbon ECF hood extractor, K&N CAI, Elite catch can, Big Worm Bow Tie emblems, Jacfab bracket, Vitesse TC, BMR strut brace, BMR tunnel brace, NPP exhaust

11-03-2014, 01:58 PM	#3
Gee Silver Ice Drives: 2011 1LT Coupe SIM Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: MA Posts: 1,420 View My Garage	Bird feed with baking soda! JUST KIDDING. But yeah I feel you. I've learned to do some simple, but easily forgotten methods. Always try to park away from poles, above head wires, roofs, trees, parking garages etc.... Never have anything above you. It got the the point where I had to haggle with neighbors(apartment building) to get a different spot because of the morning bird sheet removal process. The neighbors car seemed immune to birds lmao. Good taste in cars for the birds? Or are they chevy haters?

11-03-2014, 01:59 PM	#4
Gee Silver Ice Drives: 2011 1LT Coupe SIM Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: MA Posts: 1,420 View My Garage	Oops thought the second half of your post was your signature so i didnt read it. Yeah I cant help you there. Maybe bird seed and ba... jk

11-03-2014, 02:50 PM	#5
Rainbow1616 Drives: 2011 Inferno Orange Camaro 2SS/RS Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,368	I hate birds, They are nothing more than flying rats.

11-03-2014, 02:54 PM	#6
MRREVINTO7 Drives: 14 1Le --14 chevy ss sedan 07shelby Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: ny Posts: 357	sucks bro i got about 50 holes in my 1LE from all the times my pellet gun missed!!!

11-03-2014, 03:10 PM	#7
guerrillakilla13 Drives: 2014 Camaro 2SS RS 1LE Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Arizona Posts: 711	haha baking soda and bird se...i mean, just bird seed it is XD birds are disrespectful little sheets that bring nothing but diseases and crap. I strongly suggest we create a petition to ban birds from the United States.

11-03-2014, 03:54 PM	#10
Scalded Dog Drives: 2011 1LT Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Crestline, CA Posts: 3,029	I am convinced, and have a lot of evidence to back my theory up with, that birds' sole purpose in life is to fly and shit, simultaneously. There are times that I am washing the car, and it just rains down on every surface I wash. And even when I do finish the job, an hour later, my finish will have been besmirched by the never ending bird contrails.

11-03-2014, 03:58 PM	#11
MRREVINTO7 Drives: 14 1Le --14 chevy ss sedan 07shelby Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: ny Posts: 357	good thing we don't have pterodactyls!!!!

11-03-2014, 04:07 PM	#14
Manbearpig Engineer of softness-ware Drives: 2013 2LT RS Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: SoCal/Chicago Posts: 741	Am I too late for the $%^& birds petition? Cause I'm totally signing that, nothing should be able to aim feces THAT WELL.