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11-03-2014, 08:31 PM
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Funny story ...
So i have a funny story to tell . I bought a car cover for my ZL1 . I call my ZL1 my Mistress. Because she the only girlfriend my wife will let me have . Let face it, i spend money on her like a girlfriend . I spend my spare time with her just like a girlfriend and i am even redoing my garage and putting in a heating system for her. Kinda like putting a girlfriend up in a new apartment. So back to my story . My wife was helping me put the new car cover on my mistress and the car cover did not fit as well as it should and that's when it happened. My wife says " if her ass wasn't so BIG the cover would fit right ".. LOL now it sounds like my wife is jealous like my ZL1 was a girlfriend . I replied to my wife that's just wrong she would never say anything like that about you ..... LOL
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11-03-2014, 09:19 PM
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Drives: 1LT - Airaid,JBA Axleback,VMax PTB Join Date: Jun 2009
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At least the mistress doesn't ask "Does this make me look fat?".
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11-04-2014, 08:24 AM
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Drives: 2012 2LT RS Join Date: Nov 2012
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11-04-2014, 08:27 AM
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Drives: 2023 ZL1 Sharkskin Join Date: Oct 2009
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great story, great plates, and the wife sounds like she is having a little fun with it too. LOL oh, and yes, your mistris is one fine looking lady.
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11-04-2014, 08:38 AM
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So?
are you having fun sleeping in the garage?
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11-04-2014, 08:43 AM
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That wasn't a funny story at all. You made me read all those words for nothing. You're a phony.
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11-04-2014, 08:52 AM
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Great story. Got my morning started with a laugh.
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11-04-2014, 11:58 AM
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Good story......and your wife is a good sport.....damn, I don't think MY wife would help me dress my mistress !! LOL
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11-04-2014, 12:16 PM
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11-04-2014, 01:44 PM
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lol
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11-04-2014, 02:42 PM
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Drives: 2013 Silver Ice Metallic Join Date: Aug 2013
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That is a funny story, thanks for sharing. Reminds me of when I was dating a skinny blonde with what had to the nicest ass in North America. I referred to my Mean Streak 1500 as "the mistress" and one day she goes, "you spend so much time in that garage, sometimes I really wonder if she is your mistress."  So the mean streak is a giant cruiser. The next time we went out on it, she wore a shirt that said, "Does my ass make this bike look big?" I belly laughed...it totally did.
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11-04-2014, 03:25 PM
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Well you have to admit... she does have a fat ass! (and I love it)
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