I bet you can't read this without laughing till you cry - Page 2 - Camaro5 Chevy Camaro Forum / Camaro ZL1, SS and V6 Forums

camarowa · 04-15-2010, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTAHVIT

This thread needs to read NSFW... trying to laugh quielty just made it that much more hilarious....

+1

rudack · 04-15-2010, 01:45 PM

LOL really funny. Can't fix stupid.

mrray13 · 04-15-2010, 02:31 PM

Getting tazed is no joke, even when you are ready for it. I've taken the 5 second ride for my job/certification and have even applied the Taser during working hours. People do not want a repeat when thy get a taste of the Taser. It is something that is easily remembered, lol!!

BTW, this story is hilarious!

Superman09 · 04-15-2010, 11:13 PM

This story is not mine, however I have been tazed and maced neither of which I want to repeat. The tazing was for 3 seconds for $100. That is the hardest money I have ever made and I never want to experience that ever again.

mrray13 · 04-15-2010, 11:24 PM

While not ever being maced, I've been OC'd, and I'll take the Taser every time!!

Ok, I know, most will say OC is mace, but it's not. One is natural, oil of peppers, OC, the other a chemical compound, mace, which IIRC, is the name brand. Don't flame me too bad for that, I'm a bit anal about some things, lol.

Anyway. You got paid to get tasered?? Well, I guess I did too, lol. About what you did as well, lol. Ain't life just full of , ummmm, shocks!!

Yes, that was corny, and I'm done know. I promise.

Superman09 · 04-15-2010, 11:38 PM

my macing was a self inflicted accident the taze was a dare and I made sure I had the money in hand before they tazed me too. And if you think tazing is bad my worst shock came pulling 210 wires through the ceiling of my dad's garage when my brother flipped the wrong breaker and powered up the wires I was holding. I was unable to move for probably 30 minutes. Voltage is bad voltage with a few amps thrown in is brutal.

*DGthe3* · 04-16-2010, 01:51 PM

I started laughing when I saw "long story short" followed by a full page of writing. It got worse from there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superman09

my macing was a self inflicted accident the taze was a dare and I made sure I had the money in hand before they tazed me too. And if you think tazing is bad my worst shock came pulling 210 wires through the ceiling of my dad's garage when my brother flipped the wrong breaker and powered up the wires I was holding. I was unable to move for probably 30 minutes. Voltage is bad voltage with a few amps thrown in is brutal.

If you get more than 0.2A through the heart, you're dead.

TheCaptain · 04-16-2010, 02:51 PM

Oh man, that story is a riot!

AlSuwaidi · 04-18-2010, 03:19 AM

i gotta see it to beloeve it... do it again.. for c5 sake

Superman09 · 04-19-2010, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DGthe3

If you get more than 0.2A through the heart, you're dead.

Yeah I have heard that too, I still have random irregular heart beats from it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlSuwaidi

i gotta see it to beloeve it... do it again.. for c5 sake

Sorry not my story and I really don't want to get tazed again

GEIST LS9 · 04-19-2010, 07:26 PM

story was pretty funny i tried to hold back some chuckles but yeah i did laugh pretty hard.if you think getting tazed is bad while i'm not speaking from experience since I have not been tazed b4 for basic training the gas chamber was kinda bad but this is a true story and it's pretty funny...

My company is made up of 5 Platoons,I was in 3rd platoon,the guy I'm talking about was in 2nd platoon.out of about 170 privates he's the only one to SHAT himself after removing his gas mask in the chamber

.I didn't throw up despite having downed 3 16 ouce cartons of milk.speaking from personal experience the CS riot control gas made me feel like my upper middle part of my chest where your chest and neck meet feel like it was either on fire or I WAS having a heart attack which is an expereince i'd rather not repeat but may have to due to my injury

HopeRidesAlone · 04-19-2010, 08:53 PM

Yea i know all about shocks lol never being hit before by a tazer but im an electrician so i can tell you 277 volt circuit hurts when you touch it lol

Dirtdog · 04-20-2010, 04:57 PM

[QUOTE=mrray13;1727230 I've been OC'd, and I'll take the Taser every time!!
[/QUOTE]

Amen brother, we got OC'd with two cans, one can for each eye from a little more than a foot away with the aerosol, (the stream and foam stuff is for whimps). I'll take being Tazed again anyday.

justmeron · 04-20-2010, 05:05 PM

LMAO
Nice story.

04-15-2010, 01:45 PM	#16
rudack Rudack Drives: ABM 2SS/RS Join Date: May 2009 Location: Coconut Creek, FL Posts: 742 View My Garage	LOL really funny. Can't fix stupid. __________________ ABM 2SS/RS #33390

04-15-2010, 02:31 PM	#17
mrray13 Drives: 2010 1LT RS Rally Yellow Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: southern Illinois Posts: 2,973	Getting tazed is no joke, even when you are ready for it. I've taken the 5 second ride for my job/certification and have even applied the Taser during working hours. People do not want a repeat when thy get a taste of the Taser. It is something that is easily remembered, lol!! BTW, this story is hilarious! __________________ *PacMan*

04-15-2010, 11:24 PM	#19
mrray13 Drives: 2010 1LT RS Rally Yellow Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: southern Illinois Posts: 2,973	While not ever being maced, I've been OC'd, and I'll take the Taser every time!! Ok, I know, most will say OC is mace, but it's not. One is natural, oil of peppers, OC, the other a chemical compound, mace, which IIRC, is the name brand. Don't flame me too bad for that, I'm a bit anal about some things, lol. Anyway. You got paid to get tasered?? Well, I guess I did too, lol. About what you did as well, lol. Ain't life just full of , ummmm, shocks!! Yes, that was corny, and I'm done know. I promise. __________________ *PacMan*

04-16-2010, 02:51 PM	#22
TheCaptain N7 Spectre Drives: 14 ATS Performance 3.6L AWD Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Moosomin, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 2,734 View My Garage	Oh man, that story is a riot! __________________

04-20-2010, 04:57 PM	#27
Dirtdog Pro Hide n Seek Player Drives: 2010 SS LS3/LSA 620whp/630tq Join Date: May 2009 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 921 View My Garage	[QUOTE=mrray13;1727230 I've been OC'd, and I'll take the Taser every time!! [/QUOTE] Amen brother, we got OC'd with two cans, one can for each eye from a little more than a foot away with the aerosol, (the stream and foam stuff is for whimps). I'll take being Tazed again anyday. __________________ 620whp/630wtq. ADM LSA Conversion, E85, PFADT Tri-Y Headers into Borla S, PFADT Swaybars, Springs, Links, 20x10 20x11 Forgestar F14s, Lots of AAC

04-15-2010, 11:13 PM	#18
Superman09 Account SNAFU Drives: 13 Tahoe 79 Scout II 15 1LE Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: College Station, TX Posts: 1,356 View My Garage	This story is not mine, however I have been tazed and maced neither of which I want to repeat. The tazing was for 3 seconds for $100. That is the hardest money I have ever made and I never want to experience that ever again.

04-15-2010, 11:38 PM	#20
Superman09 Account SNAFU Drives: 13 Tahoe 79 Scout II 15 1LE Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: College Station, TX Posts: 1,356 View My Garage	my macing was a self inflicted accident the taze was a dare and I made sure I had the money in hand before they tazed me too. And if you think tazing is bad my worst shock came pulling 210 wires through the ceiling of my dad's garage when my brother flipped the wrong breaker and powered up the wires I was holding. I was unable to move for probably 30 minutes. Voltage is bad voltage with a few amps thrown in is brutal.

04-18-2010, 03:19 AM	#23
AlSuwaidi Drives: BLACK LS3 GCC-Spec Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: UAE - SHARJAH Posts: 2,824 View My Garage	i gotta see it to beloeve it... do it again.. for c5 sake

04-19-2010, 07:26 PM	#25
GEIST LS9 An Evil Automotive Genius Drives: 2003 Mercury Sable GS Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Jamestown,NC Posts: 61	story was pretty funny i tried to hold back some chuckles but yeah i did laugh pretty hard.if you think getting tazed is bad while i'm not speaking from experience since I have not been tazed b4 for basic training the gas chamber was kinda bad but this is a true story and it's pretty funny... My company is made up of 5 Platoons,I was in 3rd platoon,the guy I'm talking about was in 2nd platoon.out of about 170 privates he's the only one to SHAT himself after removing his gas mask in the chamber .I didn't throw up despite having downed 3 16 ouce cartons of milk.speaking from personal experience the CS riot control gas made me feel like my upper middle part of my chest where your chest and neck meet feel like it was either on fire or I WAS having a heart attack which is an expereince i'd rather not repeat but may have to due to my injury

04-19-2010, 08:53 PM	#26
HopeRidesAlone Drives: 2010 Camaro Black 2SS/RS Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Maryland Posts: 839 View My Garage	Yea i know all about shocks lol never being hit before by a tazer but im an electrician so i can tell you 277 volt circuit hurts when you touch it lol

04-20-2010, 05:05 PM	#28
justmeron Drives: 2010 camaro Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Northwest Indiana Posts: 1,259 View My Garage	LMAO Nice story. __________________ 2010 2011 Chevrolet Camaro Faded Black Side Vent Highlight Decal Kit Life is not like a box of chocolates, its more like eating a whole jar of jalapenos.... what you do today may burn your ass tomorrow!!!!

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Do you want the Z28?	ChrisB	Camaro ZL1 Forum - ZL1 Specific Topics	1616	09-04-2010 11:49 PM
The official “I saw Transformers the movie” thread	frodo	Off-topic Discussions	60	07-26-2010 07:25 PM
Read CAI post till blind	larietrope	Camaro V8 LS3 / L99 Engine, Exhaust, and Bolt-Ons	18	01-13-2010 05:42 PM
An exciting edition of Challenger	Hassena91	General Automotive + Other Cars Discussion	16	09-02-2008 10:07 AM
It's Been a Sad, Sad Month...	BumbleBee	General Automotive + Other Cars Discussion	31	08-25-2007 10:43 PM