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03-18-2010, 08:46 AM
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ACCOUNT HOZED BY GN......
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And they walk among us!!!!
>>Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old,
>>still working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign >>on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For >>three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking >>twice at it. He eventually decided >>that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good >>to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". >>The next day someone stole it. >>They Walk Among Us! >> >> >>While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent >>which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the >>sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in >>the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the >>East, and has for sometime, she shook >>her hea d and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They >>Walk Among Us! >> >> >> >>I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day >>I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call >>center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 >>hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or >>Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call >>quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . They Walk Among Us! >> >>My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we >>overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the >>sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down >>in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the >>car was moving". . . . . . . . . >>They Walk Among Us! >> >>My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut >>through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk >>. . They Walk Among Us! >> >>My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were >>discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The >>cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. >>......They Walk Among Us! >> >>I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose >>ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't >>the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that >>a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter >>which way the head is turned. . . . . >>. . . They Walk Among Us! >> >> >>I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went >>to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags >>never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she >>was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she >>asked me, "has your plane arrived yet? " >>. . . . . They Walk Among Us! >> >>While working at a Pizza Parl or I observed a man ordering a small >>pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he >>would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some >>time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think >>I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. >>.. >>..... Yep, They Walk Among Us too.
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03-18-2010, 08:52 AM
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Drives: Silver ice Metallic 2SS/RS Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Philadelphia
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They do walk among us....
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03-18-2010, 08:55 AM
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           Drives: 2010 2SS IOM L99 Join Date: Jan 2010
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awesome,made my day.thanks.
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03-18-2010, 09:23 AM
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Drives: 2003 m3, 2000 camaro v6, 2004 s4 Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: ny
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Some people just don't think
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03-18-2010, 09:29 AM
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Voice Of The Voiceless
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 Thanks for that Da Hose!
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03-18-2010, 09:30 AM
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ACCOUNT HOZED BY GN......
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03-18-2010, 09:35 AM
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Voice Of The Voiceless
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Makes me wonder...
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03-18-2010, 10:49 AM
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cement heads
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03-18-2010, 11:07 AM
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Harvey Danger said it best...
"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding."
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03-18-2010, 11:08 AM
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TOOOO TRUE!!!! 
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03-18-2010, 06:38 PM
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Drives: 2013 SVT Raptor, sold 2010 Camaro Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: PNW....almost canada
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03-18-2010, 06:43 PM
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Drives: 2010 VR 2SS/RS Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: West Virginia
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HAHAHA good read. To bad it true..
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