Bad Ass Bitch!

[Desert Stealth]

Bad Ass Bitch

The drive to work is twenty minutes of pure pleasure. Today, the morning air is a cool 65 degrees. I’m speeding along and my V8 is begging for more gas. I can’t help myself. I submit and give her a shot of adrenaline. Now we’re really screaming past traffic when I spot a Silver Ice Camaro entering the highway. I slow to pull alongside and slightly behind her, hopeful for a cruise together, as we continue on our morning commute.

I’m admiring her subtle grey racing stripes, still keeping pace. My eyes follow the stripes down to her delicious Camaro ass. Ah yes, how I love the Camaro ass. Her license plate tells me all I need to know, SS BCH. Jackpot! I speed up a bit to see my dreams realized. A beautiful long hair blond woman is driving. Is she really a bitch? I don’t know yet. I’m coming up alongside of her when she suddenly speeds up and away. Rejected! Yeah. She is. I need another chance and keep my eye on her ass for a few more minutes. Damn! My exit is here ending my fantasy. I’m gone.

Have you noticed more women driving Camaros? Not the Ken and Barbie types that drive girlie Mustangs. I’m talking about real women, Alpha women. Women with a passion for driving a Camaro because they know it’s not just another “Mr. nice guy” but a real man loaded with testosterone. Its power wrapped in a sexy, angular, yet curvy in all the right places, masculine package. Camaro women don’t give up their femininity to become gear heads. No way! They thrive on being a hot chick in a hot car.

The Sin City Camaro Club has many beautiful female Camaro owners, my wife included, and it is my pleasure to know them. When we’re cruising together and our leader decides it’s time to prove how fast we can go, these ladies are right there with the pack. I’m impressed. High heels, impossibly high heels, and still they can throttle their cars to perfection! The landscape passes by in a blur. All I notice are huge sunglasses, ball caps, and long flowing hair out the back. Stunning. Lusty.

We’re northbound on the 215. Open highway with colorful Camaros creating a rainbow mosaic along the highway. Moving in a cluster. I’m holding my own at 112 mph. A synergy green V8 passes on my right. It’s her. No doubt it’s her. I follow now and admire her beauty until we finally break for lunch.

At our stop she can’t help but feel pride in her car. Lambo doors are up. She raises her hood exposing the cold air intake inside her engine bay. Turning to me, I compliment her driving skills. She leans back along the front fender of her car, dress hiked up just enough to tease, and says, “Silly boy, you don’t drive this car, you make love to it. That’s why I call her a Bad Ass Bitch!”

Marcus

[Cheveey57]

[AdamZ]

You need to put your manhood away while you drive. That hand's supposed to be shifting.

[MYDLIFECRISIS]

Sounds like a letter to Penthouse Forum!!

[timekiller]

I am really glad this didn't end with some sort of F/I talk.

[yellowrs]

Originally Posted by MYDLIFECRISIS

Sounds like a letter to Penthouse Forum!!

Laughing out loud
+1

[stlrammer]

I want to be your wingman.

[DFWZ28]

Absolute Greatness!!!!!

[ActNup NY]

Originally Posted by AdamZ

You need to put your manhood away while you drive. That hand's supposed to be shifting.

Funny

[eymang]

can you put me on your mailing list

[DFWHD]

Love it!

[Mersades]

You Vegas owners are awesome. I seriously consider making a road trip for one of your get togethers anytime I read something about/by one of you.

[Aubrey64]

This thread is hilarious I never see fellow female owners driving modded Camaros where I live. I have only seen it once, and when we stopped at a light, I waved and smiled, and she gave me the death glare

[amz]

You just cant get a morning like that from an SUV.