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XoVeR · 05-11-2010, 02:18 AM

I am a pizza delivery guy and fortunately none of those things have happened to me

But I have had to deliver to an elderly couple with the woman in Dominatrix gear and the man sprawled out on the floor naked chained up fully erect.

Yeah that is far more disturbing than anything posted

2000v6 · 05-11-2010, 12:17 PM

I found this one: call the pizza place, acting as if you work as a spy and ask for the manager, proceed talking to him as if he was your superior and that you completed the mission.

youngoliver · 05-11-2010, 01:32 PM

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

like that one lol

SirMike · 03-04-2011, 02:00 AM

How have I never seen these before?

Shank these are great.

helmincamaro · 03-04-2011, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynAgain

I really like this one:

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

and I was sure one of them would be 'answer the door in a negligee'

I know a guy that answered the door wearing nothing but a thong

. The worst I've done was hid one of those remote control whoopie cushions behind the door and hit the button and went "JEEZ, your not very professional!"

bigted83 · 03-04-2011, 06:40 AM

what the hell is a masochist ?

TOMS1SS · 03-04-2011, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v6sonoma

Annita Goforadump

Switchin2Chevy · 03-04-2011, 07:29 AM

These are great. Just got to work and this has definitely got my morning off to a great start..!

Steve Dallas · 03-04-2011, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynAgain

I really like this one:

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

and I was sure one of them would be 'answer the door in a negligee'

If I did that, I'm pretty sure it'd make the pizza guy/gal pretty nervous.

Steve Dallas · 03-04-2011, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigted83

what the hell is a masochist ?

Well, see pic below for my feelings on this, but if you are...

Masochist

Russell James · 03-04-2011, 09:37 AM

41. Please tell the delivery guy - the password is ..... nipple.

2010 SSRS · 03-04-2011, 10:19 AM

I need Pizza now

Jimbabwe · 03-04-2011, 11:24 AM

I like this one...

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

In school when we would call someone up to get an address we would immediately follow it up by "how long would it take to get there?"

LoneStar · 03-04-2011, 11:58 AM

5. Yell in a school assembly "STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!!!!

I did this in school... Needless to say, my teacher hated me!

Another one, walk out in public with a tinfoil hat on, look upward in the sky and sporadically shift your gaze while whimpering.

03-04-2011, 02:00 AM	#18
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03-04-2011, 10:19 AM	#26
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05-11-2010, 02:18 AM	#15
XoVeR Drives: Yaris Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Jose Posts: 13	I am a pizza delivery guy and fortunately none of those things have happened to me But I have had to deliver to an elderly couple with the woman in Dominatrix gear and the man sprawled out on the floor naked chained up fully erect. Yeah that is far more disturbing than anything posted

05-11-2010, 12:17 PM	#16
2000v6 Drives: 2003 m3, 2000 camaro v6, 2004 s4 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: ny Posts: 1,125 View My Garage	I found this one: call the pizza place, acting as if you work as a spy and ask for the manager, proceed talking to him as if he was your superior and that you completed the mission.

05-11-2010, 01:32 PM	#17
youngoliver Drives: 2SS/RS SIM -- Lifted 99' GMC Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: California Posts: 558	4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”. like that one lol

03-04-2011, 06:40 AM	#20
bigted83 They call me captain slow Drives: 2010 camaro lt Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Springfield Illinois Posts: 1,241	what the hell is a masochist ?

03-04-2011, 07:29 AM	#22
Switchin2Chevy Drives: Currently 2015 Mustang GT manual. Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Milton, FL Posts: 816	These are great. Just got to work and this has definitely got my morning off to a great start..!

03-04-2011, 09:37 AM	#25
Russell James Drives: '15 SS 1LE, '69 Z28 drag car Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Mich Posts: 4,483	41. Please tell the delivery guy - the password is ..... nipple.

03-04-2011, 11:24 AM	#27
Jimbabwe Drives: 2010 IBM 2SS/RS Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Elk Grove California Posts: 310	I like this one... 22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her. In school when we would call someone up to get an address we would immediately follow it up by "how long would it take to get there?"

03-04-2011, 11:58 AM	#28
LoneStar Drives: 2011 IOM Camaro Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 3,446	5. Yell in a school assembly "STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!!!! I did this in school... Needless to say, my teacher hated me! Another one, walk out in public with a tinfoil hat on, look upward in the sky and sporadically shift your gaze while whimpering.